tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27079730567778443482024-03-12T22:25:22.084-04:00Six Weeks of HalloweenMy annual horror movie marathon from September 20th to October 31st.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.comBlogger411125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-83811878564217293232015-10-31T23:59:00.000-04:002015-11-01T10:02:51.140-05:00HALLOWEEN!Halloween started with, appropriately enough, my own Saturday morning cartoon mix for my daughters. I wanted to sample some of the shows I used to watch around their age that influenced my love of horror.<div>
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<b><i>The Real Ghostbusters</i> 2.08: "Night Game" (1987) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0118299/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" target="_blank">Marek Buchwald</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0383684/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" target="_blank">Masakazu Higuchi</a></b></div>
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The design of Slimer was truly a blessing for the cartoon show. With the movie establishing that ghosts could look nothing like a simple transparent human, the cartoon was free to let their creativity flow in any direction they felt like. We get a good dose in this episode, which features a surprisingly calm Winston playing in a spiritual baseball game populated by all sorts of weird critters.</div>
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<b><i>The Real Ghostbusters</i> 2.09: "Venkman's Ghost Repellers" (1987) directed by </b><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0118299/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" target="_blank">Marek Buchwald</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0383684/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" target="_blank">Masakazu </a></b><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0383684/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" target="_blank">Higuchi</a></b></div>
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I've always loved the surrealism in this show. In this episode, the boys go on a rescue mission into the New Jersey Parallelogram, which is like the Bermuda Triangle, except with "more suburbs," It actually looks more like they are floating inside of tie-dye T-shirt, with bizarre origami-shaped dragon creatures chasing after the lost ships. Fun.</div>
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<b><i>Ghostbusters</i> 1.07: "Mummy Dearest" (1986) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0772920/" target="_blank">Ernie Schmidt</a></b></div>
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I hadn't watched Filmation's <i>Ghostbusters</i> since, well, 1986 when it first aired. I didn't care for it then. In comparison to the movie-inspired <i>The Real Ghostbusters</i>, it was clearly inferior. The two ghostbusters of this show live in a haunted house inexplicably filled with sentient skeleton-themed furniture. They also take an intelligent gorilla named Tracy with them on their adventures, which they travel to using a sentient ghost car that looks like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and can transform into a jet-thing. It's typical Filmation crap, in which every episode they fight a Skeletor-like villain named Prime Evil who appears to be a mix of ghost, skeleton, and robot. It's standard '80s cartoon fare that pales in comparison to the creativity and, sometimes, depth found in the other show.</div>
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This episode has Prime Evil sending his idiot -- seriously, he speaks like he has brain damage -- mummy henchman to the Middle East to scare away all of the oil field workers. Yep. He wants to stop the flow of oil from the Middle East in order to destabilize the world (which he rather unimaginatively pictures as freeways packed with out-of-gas cars, as if people would continue to drive around during an extreme oil crisis until they literally ran out of gas on the way to work). Yeah, just stupid Skeletor-style stuff that the good guys stop using a car wash (really).</div>
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<b><i>Ghostbusters </i>1.01: "I'll Be a Son of a Ghostbuster" (1986) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0851073/" target="_blank">Tom Tataranowicz</a></b></div>
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Well, the girls dug the show and wanted to see the first episode in case they explained how all of this craziness came to be. It does, and begins with the dads of the two main characters attempting to teach them the art of ghostbusting. The most bizarre take-away from this episode is that both Prime Evil and the ghostbuster's haunted car have the ability to time travel. That would make for a short series had that been taken to its logical conclusion.</div>
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<b><i>The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo</i> 1.01: "To All the Ghouls I've Loved Before" (1985) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666362/?ref_=ttfc_fc_dr7" target="_blank">Ray Patterson</a></b></div>
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At the age of seven, I loved this iteration of Scooby-Doo. I believe it was the first version of the show in which the monsters were real, which I thought was cool. Plus, the 13 ghost spoken of in the title tended to be a little scarier than normal cartoon fare, being terrible demons (or ghosts, they call them both) who are released from a creepy treasure chest by the idiot titular dog. It also features the venerable <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001637" target="_blank">Vincent Price</a> in cartoon form, as the mystic Vincent Van Ghoul, who is awesome. On the other hand, the show also doubles-down on the annoying characters. Not only are Fred and Velma missing, they are replaced by Scrappy-Doo and an extremely annoying little kid named Flim Flam.</div>
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<b><i>The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo </i>1.02: "Scoobra Kadoobra" (1985) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666362/?ref_=ttfc_fc_dr7" target="_blank">Ray Patterson</a></b></div>
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After releasing the 13 ghost, they group have to track down their first ghost/demon. This one gets a little sillier than the first episode, with the gang's antics approaching Looney Tunes goofiness at times. During one bit, they cut to a parody news cast in which Shaggy and Scooby berate an old lady complaining about danger of the episode's dragon who was breathing fire. I'm guessing the creators of this episodes were having some issues with <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast_Standards_and_Practices_(US)" target="_blank">standards and practices</a> and needed to vent (the dragon fire remained, but it is green in color).</div>
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<b><i>The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad</i>: "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" (1949) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0019282/?ref_=ttfc_fc_dr1" target="_blank">James Algar</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0314671/?ref_=ttfc_fc_dr2" target="_blank">Clyde Geronimi</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0455741/?ref_=ttfc_fc_dr3" target="_blank">Jack Kinney</a></b></div>
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We skipped the non-seasonal Mr. Toad bit of the movie and moved directly to the Ichabod Crane section. It's been a little while since I've watched this. Interesting how Disney chose to present the story. Ichabod is pretty much a complete ass in this version. He cares nothing for anyone other than himself and only interacts with people if they can offer him something. This mostly results in him attending various societal functions in order to gobble as much food as possible. When the attractive, single Katrina appears -- the daughter of a wealthy farmer -- Ichabod uses all of his tricks to get into her good graces and to screw up the strapping, handsome Brom's shot with her. However, Katrina's continued sidelong glaces at Brom confirm that she has already made her choice and is merely enjoying having the two fight over her. In the end, Brom -- presumably -- has to scare the scam artist right out of town in order to win his bride. There's a lot of interesting truth buried in here.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>The Mummy's Hand</i> (1940) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0127511/" target="_blank">Christy Cabanne</a></b></span></div>
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My youngest daughter, remembering watching <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2014/09/september-21st.html" target="_blank">The Mummy</a></i> last year, wanted to watch "<i>Mummy 2</i>" this year. That works for me: I always try to watch at least one Universal monster movie every Halloween. Admittedly, the <i>Mummy</i> movies are my least favorite of the Universal stable. They tend to be very dull and the mummy himself is never very interesting. This one, at least, has some entertaining characters in the form of Brooklyn charlatan Babe and magician The Great Solvani. </div>
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But, man, the mummy in this one dies in the most pathetic manner of any movie monster in the history of horror. The mummy requires tea made from the leaves of a special plant in order to continue to live. In fact, the mummy is so addicted to this stuff that he'll sniff it out where ever it may be (usually, placed in the good guys's tents by the bad buy). In the finale, the bad guy cooks up a mega-batch of tea that the mummy slowly shuffles towards. The hero of the picture easily knocks the tea bowl over before the mummy can get to it and the poor, pathetic addict of a mummy ends up kneeling down into the dirt to suck the tea off the ground. This allows the hero to easily knock a candle onto him to burn him up. Kids, don't do drugs!</div>
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Earlier in the film, the bad guy states that the mummy requires three leaves per day in order for his heart to continue beating. The bag guy is part of a long line of bad guys who have sworn to feed the mummy his leaf medicine every single day for the past 3000 years. Just how many leaves would that take, I wonder? Well, that's a long, long time to be using leaves. Turns out they would've need to stash 3.3 million leaves in the mummy's tomb to supply him for that long. No wonder the plant went extinct!</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Tales of Halloween</i> (2015) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1135423/" target="_blank">Darren Lynn Bousman</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2130745/" target="_blank">Axelle Carolyn</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0317368/" target="_blank">Adam Gierasch</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1756590/" target="_blank">Andrew Kasch</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0551076/" target="_blank">Neil Marshall</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1031246/" target="_blank">Lucky McKee</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0579079/" target="_blank">Mike Mendez</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662180/" target="_blank">Dave Parker</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0771546/" target="_blank">Ryan Schifrin</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0804345/" target="_blank">John Skipp</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2099491/" target="_blank">Paul Solet</a></b></span></div>
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The next best thing to a new <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/trick%20%27r%20treat">Trick 'r Treat</a> </i>movie, this is a horror anthology film with 10 different stories in it. Like any anthology flick, it's a mixed bag, but there are definitely more gems than duds in this one. Overall, I liked the movie quite a bit and hope it becomes an annual or semi-annual series.</div>
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<li><b>Sweet Tooth</b> (dir. Dave Parker)<br />A babysitter and her boyfriend spook their charge with the urban legend of Sweet Tooth, who'll do anything to get your candy (even if you've already eaten it all). Not a bad intro for the show; I like the ending, in which we're not sure if Sweet Tooth is really real, or if the kid just went psycho.<br /></li>
<li><b>The Night Billy Raised Hell </b>(dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)<br />Easily my favorite of the lot. A kid is urged to throw an egg at a man's house. Unfortunately for him, that man happens to be Satan himself, who seemingly takes the kid on an ever-escalating prank rampage through the neighborhood. Hilarious and dark.<br /></li>
<li><b>Trick</b> (dir. Adam Gierasch)<br />A bunch of child trick-r-treaters begin killing a group of adults in their home, slasher style. Only towards the end do we find the disturbing reason why. Effectively horrifying and also funny.<br /></li>
<li><b>The Weak and the Wicked</b> (dir. Paul Solet)<br />A man summons a demon to help him deal with the bullies who burned his parents to death when he was a child. Merely OK.<br /></li>
<li><b>Grim Grinning Ghost</b> (dir. Axelle Carolyn)<br />The worst of a the lot. A dull story about a woman stalked by the ghostly Mary Bailey, an urban legend-type creature. Full of atmosphere, I suppose, but not particular interesting.<br /></li>
<li><b>Ding Dong</b> (dir. Lucky McKee)<br />A twisted take on "Hansel and Gretel" in which a man realizes how awful of a person his witch of a wife really is. Creatively shot and an interesting story.<br /></li>
<li><b>This Means War</b> (dir. Andrew Kasch and John Skipp)<br />My second favorite of the lot. A man who sets up an elaborate spook house in his yard every year gets a new neighbor who does the same. Except, his new neighbor's spook house is loud and gory and the complete opposite of his refined and ghostly set up. That means war, with the entire neighbor watching. Funny as hell.<br /></li>
<li><b>Friday the 31st</b> (dir. Mike Mendez)<br />My third favorite. A Jason-rip-off killed stalks and kills a teenage girl, but a UFO and tiny alien turn the tables. Very funny.<br /></li>
<li><b>The Ransom of Rusty Rex</b> (dir. Ryan Schifrin)<br />Funny bit in which two a-holes kidnap a rich man's kid... except it ain't no kid.<br /></li>
<li><b>Bad Seed</b> (dir. Neil Marshall)<br />A mutant jack-o-lantern goes on a head-eating rampage. A goofy ending to the proceedings.</li>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Halloween</i> (1978) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000118/" target="_blank">John Carpenter</a></b></span><br />
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As always, <i>Halloween</i> on Halloween. Random things I noticed this time out:<br />
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The dead leaves they spread on the grass in some scenes in order to make Southern California look like Illinois in autumn has the bizarre effect of making the movie seem slightly outside of reality. But, it's also a little like being able to see the zipper on the costume of a 1950s horror movie monster.<br />
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Right before being shot by Loomis, Michael's face is revealed when Laurie yanks his mask up. We can see he's a regular-looking young man. Why give us a glimpse of Michael's right at the end of his reign of terror? I think it was one final nudge to make the character as scary as possible. He starts by merely stalking. That escalates to hiding and jumping out of the shadows to murder. That is intensified by his apparent immunity to both pain and serious injury. Where can you go from there? You show that underneath the expressionless, ghostly mask lies a regular person. Michael could be anyone in your neighborhood. Beware.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-79695409311115544772015-10-29T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-30T12:17:21.725-04:00October 29th<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.16: "Conquer" directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630524/?ref_=ttfc_fc_dr1" target="_blank">Greg Nicotero</a></b><br />
Rick dropping a dead zombie in the middle of the meeting that was to decide whether to exile him or not is bad ass. And, not a bad way of convincing the pampered wimps in Alexandria that they need bad ass help. I imagine season 6 will be about encountering Negan's group -- the Wolves, I'm guessing, are what they are in the TV show -- and hopefully also contacting other safe zones in order to build up the army needed to defeat him. Should be good watchin'. I love this era in the comic stories.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Friday the 13th</i> (2009) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1197971/" target="_blank">Marcus Nispel</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XIX: Jason Reborn</i></b><br />
Remaking a Jason movie is not a big deal. Continuity never meant much in the original series, anyway, so pushing the reset button doesn't really lose us anything important. As long as there's a big guy wearing a hockey mask killing people around Crystal Lake, I don't really care.<br />
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<a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2010/11/october-31st-halloween.html">Last time</a> I watched this one five years ago, I didn't like it. I think I was too harsh. To be sure, this is a different version of Jason than we've seen before. He is the Jason from <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-24th.html">Part 2</a></i> made angrier and perhaps more realistic. He's created an underground shack underneath Camp Crystal Lake to live in, has set up alarms and traps on the property, and steals kerosene from a nearby farm when needed. He is the uber-mountain man, surviving on his own away from civilization. As I wrote in my <i>Part 2</i> review, I've come to like the wild man version of Jason and it's nice to have him back after years of zombie Jason.<br />
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Though not quite as dreary as Nispel's <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2014/10/october-12th.html"><i>Texas Chainsaw Massacre</i> remake</a>, this is a darker movie than any of the other Jason films. Jason himself is meaner in this film than he's ever been. That sounds incredibly silly when discussing a man who has killed people by crushing their heads in his hands, but I think it has to do with the speed at which Jason kills. He's slower here. He wants people to suffer before they die. Instead of banging a girl in a sleeping bag against a tree to kill her, he ties her up above a campfire and slow-roasts her. Instead of instantly killing a guy when he throws an ax at his back, Jason merely paralyzing the poor man and uses his screams as bait for the other people hiding in the house.<br />
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My guess is that this change, more than anything else, is the source of people's dislike of the remake. I can understand. I'm an '80s slasher fan. I like my slasher killers to be more on the inventive side and less on the torture side of things. But, it's not the 1980s anymore. I don't think we can recapture that kind of fun and light slasher movie from when the SFX guys were kings. Technology is different and society is different. I am not opposed to trying something different with an old character as a way of keeping him alive in our culture's consciousness.<br />
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Trent (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1670886/" target="_blank">Travis Van Winkle</a>): he was such the perfect douchebag character, I can't help but admire him. C'mon, who didn't love the bit where he screamed like a little girl when Jason was chasing him outside?<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Hunting for a mythical field of weed.<br />
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Amanda (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1760388/" target="_blank">America Olivo</a>), who, while still wrapped in her sleeping bag, is strung up over a campfire to roast.<br />
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"Git off ma land and leave me alone!"<br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XX: Freddy Reborn</i></b><br />
Speaking of super-serious takes, that's also the direction New Line took with the remake Freddy. I also hated this one when I <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2010/10/october-26th.html">last watched</a> it five years ago. I think I was too harsh with this film as well.<br />
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There is no way anyone is ever going to be able to touch Robert Englund's performance as Freddy. He is a huge reason the character became so phenomenally popular. But, Englund has retired from the role. If we want Freddy to continue, like Dracula or Frankenstein, he needs to be recast. Further, the character needs to be re-imagined a little. Any new actor attempting to do a Robert Englund-as-Freddy impersonation is going to be hated from the first frame of film. And, Englund already covered the silly aspects of the character, so the only sensible direction to take Freddy is towards darkness.<br />
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Man, did they ever. This Freddy is absolutely loathsome. It was easy to cheer for old Freddy when he was, for example, boinging idiot stoners around in a video game nightmare. Anyone cheering for remake Freddy is a psychopath. The guy is now a full-on child molester who used to work at a pre-school. His main goal in the film is to keep his favorite child awake so long that she falls into a coma, allowing him to play with her forever. You should hate the villain in a horror movie and Haley's version of Freddy makes this very easy.<br />
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I think this was a great direction to take the character. What if one of those skeevy-looking molesters whose mugshots we see on the news was granted infinite powers in the dreamworld? This film, more than the original, answers that question. Haley's Freddy lacks any of <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-4th.html" target="_blank">Part 1</a></i>'s maniacal insanity and instead has a clarity of purpose that is just as disturbing in such a creature.<br />
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On the other hand, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1913734/" target="_blank">Rooney Mara</a> sucks in this film. Supposedly, she hated filming it so much she almost quit acting altogether. You can tell. She's a disgrace to the name "Nancy" and her dull performance drags the entire movie down.<br />
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My other large issue with the film are the references to the original. Any time they went out of their way to copy of bit from the original movie, it was horrible. Freddy stretching the wall above Nancy's bed? CGI crap. Freddy's glove between Nancy's legs in the bath? Where's the dragging down into the darkness part? Kris's death? Scarier in the original with Tina. Nancy seeing Kris in a bodybag being dragged down the hall? Creepier in the original. Had they just cut out all of the references (sadly, including Nancy herself) and confidently did their own thing for the entire movie, it would've been much improved.<br />
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Still, I feel like they got a lot right. The relentlessly dark tone of the film matches the new Freddy perfectly and makes the film scary in a different way than the rest of the series. "Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet!" is actually my favorite Freddy line from any of the movies. The idea that prolonged insomnia would cause micronaps is brilliant, and is great way to have Freddy stalk the characters throughout the finale.<br />
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In the end, I think this version of Freddy was so incredibly dark that it had no chance of spawning a new series. Folks just don't want to watch a no-longer-merely-implied child molester torturing teens. That's fine. I'm sure Freddy will return in some other form eventually. Meantime, it was interesting to see this take on the character.<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Quentin (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0973177/" target="_blank">Kyle Gallner</a>): the real hero of the film who replaces the largest useless Nancy as the guy who knows what's going on.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Saying "screw calling the police" and burning to death the guy who molested your child. There's no chance he's getting off on a technicality here.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
Jesse (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0215281/" target="_blank">Thomas Dekker</a>), who gets a razor glove shoved through his back and out his chest. But that doesn't kill him, as Freddy says: "Did you know that after the heart stops beating, the brain can function for well over seven minutes?" Easily the most disturbing kill in the entire series and a very clever use of the dreamworld.<br />
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<b>Freddy's Mood</b><br />
Filthy and very angry.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-16730210308575528622015-10-28T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-29T11:15:57.023-04:00October 28th<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.15: "Try" (2015) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0766349/" target="_blank">Michael E. Satrazemis</a></b><br />
All of this Alexandria intro stuff happened in the comics like five years ago, so I'm struggling to remember how the story went then. From what I recall, this episode -- at least the bit with Rick fighting Pete over his abusiveness -- seems ripped right out of the pages. I dig that. Though I seriously doubt that Deanna -- the equivalent to the leader of Alexandria in the comics -- is going to shoot out Carl's eyeball, but I could be wrong. That would make for an intense season finale.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Freddy vs. Jason</i> (2003) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0950553/" target="_blank">Ronny Yu</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XVIII: Friends Forever</i></b><br />
After 17 movies and 23 years, the dynamic duo of slasher films finally meet. Was it worth it? Eh, it's a better swan song for the pair than their respective <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-25th.html">death movies</a> were, though that's not saying too much.<br />
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Springwood has managed to forget Freddy, which is quite a feat considering the state of the place just <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-25th.html">4 years ago</a> in which crazy teachers were openly discussing "Freddy 101." Following Nancy's theory from <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-4th.html">Part 1</a></i> that ignoring the dream demon will take his power away, the entire town decides to never mention Freddy's name, censors all newspaper articles about the guy, and locks away any teens having dreams about him in Westin Hills where they are doped up on <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-13th.html">Part 3</a></i>'s anti-dream med Hypnocil. It works and Freddy loses the ability to do much of anything. To solve this issue, Freddy yanks Jason out of Hell and convinces him to walk over to Springwood to strike up some terror.<br />
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That's all well and good, but what about the teenagers who must fight both of these monsters simultaneously? Not so good. This is one of my least favorite casts from all 18 of these things. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0444621/" target="_blank">Monica Keena</a> is horrible in the lead, lacking the inner strength to give her character any gravitas. Singer <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0746714/" target="_blank">Kelly Rowland</a> is even worse, demonstrating high school play-levels of performance. As for the rest of the cast, I can barely remember any details about them (one was a nerd and one was stoner, I know that) as they are completely forgettable. Worse, in order to move the plot along, these characters have an uncanny ability to figure out exactly what is going on. For example, apropo of absolutely nothing, Keena's Lori randomly blurts out: "Freddy's afraid of fire. Jason's afraid of water. How can we use that?" Okey-dokey then.<br />
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Teen plot-wise, there's an uninteresting B-story in which Monica's "true love" -- at the age of 14, no less -- disappears and breaks her heart. There's an uninteresting C-story in which this true love thinks he saw Lori's dad killing her mother... but it was really Freddy. There's a completely irrelevant D-story in which Kia wants a nose job (huh?). It feels like all of these stuff was thrown into the script as filler, which it may well have been.<br />
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Because, that's not really what we're watching this movie for, is it? All we really want to see is Freddy and Jason interacting for the first time and fighting each other. That they do, and it's... OK. The main problem is that these two characters are so completely different that it barely makes any sense to have them battle in the first place. While Freddy is in the dreamworld with Jason, he is all-powerful and unstoppable. When Freddy is yanked into the real world, he's just a skinny guy with four little knives fighting an immortal powerhouse. They do their best to make Freddy a challenge for Jason -- including making him do some silly kung-fu kicking on the big guy -- but ultimately there's nothing that Freddy can do that will ever take Jason down. Either way, the fight is destined to be lop-sided.<br />
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Still, it was a kick to see these two characters on screen at the same time. I kind of wish this had become a huge hit, if only to turn this "monster vs. monster" idea into a Hollywood film cycle. I suppose I can settle for awesome superhero shared universe movies instead as a replacement...<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Freeburg (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0479526/" target="_blank">Kyle Labine</a>): The requisite stoner character who decides that the middle of a break-in of a psychiatric hospital is the perfect time to light up a jay. Unphased when speaking to a giant caterpillar.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Smoking a doobie in the middle of a break-in of a psychiatric hospital.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
Shack (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0310240/" target="_blank">Chris Gauthier</a>), who gets a flaming machete thrown through his chest after setting Jason on fire with Everclear.<br />
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<b>Freddy's Mood</b><br />
Desperately trying to get back to that 1980s feeling.<br />
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<b>Jason's Mood</b><br />
Robotic.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-79828183734769054092015-10-27T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-28T08:53:06.117-04:00October 27th<b><i>The Walking Dead </i>5.14: "Spend" (2015) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0528337/" target="_blank">Jennifer Chambers Lynch</a></b><br />
Glen, Noah, and Nicholas getting trapped in different sections of a glass revolving door while zombies swarm both the inside and outside of the building was genius. Move one way or the other to escape and the folks in the other section of the door get shoved into a pile of zombies. Of course, that is exactly what happens and poor Noah gets one of the most gruesome deaths of the entire series. Wow.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Jason X</i> (2001) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0410494/" target="_blank">James Isaac</a></b></span><br />
<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XVII: Jason in Space</i></b><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0387987/" target="_blank">Kane Hodder</a> as Jason / Uber-Jason<br />26 Apr 2002</b></td></tr>
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Following <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2011/10/october-19th.html">Hellraiser: Bloodline</a> </i>in 1996 (AKA, <i>Hellraiser 4: In Space</i>) and <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116861" target="_blank">Leprechaun 4: In Space</a></i> in 1997, Jason got his turn a few years later. Tons of fans hate this entry and I can see their point of view. It's silly and self-referential and Jason belongs in the woods and not in a spaceship. Me, though, I've always thought this flick was a ton of fun.<br />
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Essentially, the story is a shameless rip-off of the first two <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/alien">Alien</a></i> movies. Folks on a spaceship take a shuttle down to a planet with a hostile environment and bring back a monster. A greedy pencilneck wants to sell the monster for a lot of money. That monster escapes and methodically stalks and kills nearly everyone on board within the gothic/industrial confines of the ship. In the process, an android is decapitated, a bunch of space-marines are wasted, and the ship blows up. We last see the monster floating in space. Hey, if you're going to rip something off... rip off the best.<br />
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What can you say? This is a movie in which an android makes herself magnetic nipples in an attempt to please her creator. This is a movie in which Jason shatters a girl's face after dipping it in liquid nitrogen. This is a movie where Jason's first attack in the future happens while he is still frozen when his corpse tumbles and his machete slices a stoner's arm off. This is a movie that references the horrible "Microsoft Wars" in which people beat each other with their own limbs. This is a movie in which nanites repair Jason as an unstoppable cyborg, complete with cyborg hockey mask. If you can't smile, lean back in your chair, drink a beer, and enjoy this stuff, you have my pity.<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Professor Lowe (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0693436/" target="_blank">Jonathan Potts</a>): "Guys, he just wants his machete back!"<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Holograms drinking beers, smoking pot, and wanting pre-marital sex.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
Adrienne (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0029981/" target="_blank">Kristi Angus</a>), whose head is shoved in a sink full of liquid nitrogen and then slammed onto the counter so that it shatters.<br />
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<b>Jason's Mood</b><br />
Slightly confused at his circumstances, but determined to make it work.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-56843783863246120522015-10-26T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-27T11:31:01.004-04:00October 26th<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.13: "Forget" directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0101741/" target="_blank">David Boyd</a></b><br />
Sasha's reaction to the party is exactly the same as what I would have had. When the world is still in such disarray, it's maddening to see people worrying about the same pointless garbage they used worry about before the apocalypse (e.g., pasta makers). In fact, I'd say that if there is one advantage to the end of the world, it's the chance to ditch all of society's idiotic bullshit.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Wes Craven's New Nightmare</i> (1994) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000127/" target="_blank">Wes Craven</a></b></span><br />
<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XVI: A Parent's Nightmare </i></b><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000387/" target="_blank">Robert Englund</a> as Freddy<br />14 Oct 1994</b></td></tr>
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Wes Craven's best film. Yes, <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-4th.html" target="">Part 1</a></i> is iconic. It was powerful enough to change our culture. It's the reason <i>New Nightmare</i> even exists. But, it's rough around the edges; the ending -- being the result of a fight between Craven and Shaye -- is not satisfying. <i>New Nightmare </i>feels like it is exactly the movie Craven wanted to make, and he has much worthwhile to say in it.<br />
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This is a horror movie for parents. All of Heather's nightmares involve Dylan either disappearing or in immediate danger from Freddy. All of my worst nightmares since becoming a parent are similar. But it's not just the supernatural that scares Heather (or me). What if there were something wrong with your child and you hadn't a clue on how to fix it? Worse, what if it's your fault? What if the stress in your life is affecting him? Or, what if you passed on a mental illness to your child? The little one is depending on you to fix things, but what if that can't be done or you don't have it in you?<br />
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Your child is the most important thing in the entire universe in a way that I don't believe the childless can comprehend. For this reason alone, I'm not surprised <i>New Nightmare </i>was the lowest-grossing <i>Elm Street</i> movie and that it is now only spoken of dismissively as merely a warm-up to <i>Scream</i>. The teenage audience that makes up the bulk of ticket sales for slasher movies cannot identify with this movie in the slightest. Myself, I caught this on opening day at the theater when I was 17. While I enjoyed the movie back then, my admiration of it has consistently grown every time I've watched it. This time, I'm the parent of a child who is the same age that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0400816/" target="_blank">Miko Hughes</a> was during filming. Shortly after I started the film -- luckily right before Freddy's hand attacks the SFX crew, so when I paused it was on Heather's face on not a claw stabbing a chest -- my daughter wandered downstairs and told me she was too scared to sleep. Life and art, forever intertwined. Needless to say, the film affected me quite a bit this time out.<br />
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This is a horror movie about the importance of horror stories. I greatly enjoy the premise of this movie: there's an ancient evil that thrives on the killing of innocents. The only way to stop this entity -- temporarily -- is to capture it in a story that it finds appealing. Once that story dies -- by becoming "too familiar, or too watered down by people trying to make it easier to sell, or it's labeled a threat to society and just plain banned" -- the entity escapes. This is an incredible perspective. What societies enjoy horror stories? Peaceful societies. If your country is involved in a civil war, you tend not to be going to the cinema to watch people get slashed to ribbons. Once you've gotten things under control -- you've captured the evil and contained it temporarily -- you're able to relax and enjoy darker stories.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>New Nightmare</i> (1994)</td></tr>
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Why enjoy those darker stories in times of peace? Dylan gives us the answer in the movie. When Heather stops reading "Hansel and Gretel," telling him "this is too violent. I don't know why you like these stupid old tales," Dylan insists she finishes. When she does not, he tells her the end of the story from memory. At the end of the movie, Dylan uses this story as a way to defeat Freddy. Dark stories, as Dylan says, are important. They get us thinking about what we might do should the same thing happen to us. They keep us strong and aware and prepared for the less-than-pleasant situations life puts us into. Horror is important and perhaps even vital to our ability to deal with our own existence.<br />
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It's been five years since the remake that didn't impress anyone and 12 years since <i>Freddy vs. Jason</i>. Freddy's mostly assuredly dead again. Has some other story captured his evil? I can't think of any monster from the past decade that could qualify on anywhere near the same level as Freddy. Perhaps <i>The Walking Dead</i>? Though not about a single character, the show has immense cross-cultural appeal (it's not something only horror nerds watch or read). The more I think about it, the more I think this is correct: fear of the zombie horde has captured this entity at the moment. Though, I'm fairly sure we're nearing the end of that cycle as well. What will be next? Or will he be free?<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000486/" target="_blank">Heather Langenkamp</a>: the character of Wes Craven tells her in the film, "it was you who gave Nancy her strength." I think the real Craven believed this, too (take a listen to the commentary track for <i>Part 1</i> sometime). I believe it as well.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Taking your child somewhere and forgetting their favorite stuffed toy. I can't count how many times I've done this. Dylan's reaction is calmer than my own daughter's when this has happened.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
Rex (the stuffed dinosaur), who sacrifices himself to Freddy's claw to protect Dylan. Stuffed animals -- we call them "buddies" in our house -- have a near-magical power to children that they take very seriously. I'm confident my daughter's Ele would do the same for her.<br />
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<b>Freddy's Mood</b><br />
Darker, more evil.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-28975196920287635142015-10-25T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-26T09:56:14.260-04:00October 25th<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare</i> (1991) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003080/" target="_blank">Rachel Talalay</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XIV: Freddy's Temporarily Inconvenienced by His Daughter</i></b><br />
The worst of the Freddy films. The filmmakers have completely given up on making Freddy scary. Freddy is a full-on stand-up comedian in this one. He only speaks in one-liners. He only kills with cute little gags (knives on chalkboard, death by video game, a Wile E. Coyote-style fall from a parachute onto spikes). Robert Englund mugs to the camera with increasingly goofy faces. It's tiresome and incredibly disappointing.<br />
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If that weren't bad enough, everything else in the movie is silly as well. Because the finale was shot in 3-D, Maggie has to put on 3-D glasses in the actual film at one point. This looks ridiculous. Freddy has killed every single child in Springwood (without the rest of the world noticing?) and this has driven every single adult in town nuts in the wackiest possible manner. Old men ride bumper cars by themselves, teachers teach "Freddy 101" to empty classrooms, and adoption agency ladies speak to invisible orphans. Perhaps worst of all, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001683/" target="_blank">Roseanne Barr</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000792/" target="_blank">Tom Arnold</a> have grating cameos as crazy Springwood parents. This is not remotely a horror movie.<br />
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Filling in the gaps between jokes is some Freddy background story. This is nothing that improves the character or reveals anything interesting. Freddy was a crazy kid who killed a classroom pet. Freddy was a crazy teen who got off on his stepfather's beatings. Freddy was a crazy husband who killed his wife when she found his kill room. I get it. Freddy was a crazy and evil person his whole life. Maybe, possibly, the ret-con of Freddy being a family man with a dark secret -- versus a loner who hung out in a boiler room, as he was before this -- could've been taken somewhere interesting. But it was not.<br />
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What a waste of a great opportunity.<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Doc (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001433/" target="_blank">Yaphet Kotto</a>): mostly because Kotto's performance vacillates between taking the role very seriously and "why am I here?"<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Getting so baked in Nancy/Freddy's house that you see Johnny Depp get hit in the face with a frying pan by Freddy.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
John (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0338625/" target="_blank">Shon Greenblatt</a>), who is dropped onto a bed of spikes from 20,000 feet.<br />
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<b>Freddy's Mood</b><br />
As if Robin Williams and Bugs Bunny had a baby together.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday</i> (1993) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0546057/" target="_blank">Adam Marcus</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XV: Jason's Temporarily Inconvenienced by His Niece</i></b><br />
The worst of the Jason films. What the hell were they thinking? I honestly cannot fathom the though process here. Why did they think anyone wanted to watch a Jason movie without Jason in it? I get it: the Jason formula was wearing a little thin at this point (in the last two entries, he fought <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-21st.html">Carrie</a> and then went on a <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-22nd.html" target="">boat trip</a>). So what? Think of something else to do with big guy... but use the big guy. No one on planet Earth wanted to see Jason's big finale involve him turning into a black heart/slug/demon baby-thing that jumps between bodies. What the ever-loving hell?<br />
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I hate just about everything about this movie. Why does everything always have to be about the killer's relatives? <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/halloween">Halloween</a></i> has Michael chasing his sister and niece and nephew. <i>Freddy's Dead</i> conjures up a daughter for Freddy. Now this film gives Jason a sister and a niece and a grand-niece to chase. Why? Because "In a Voorhees was he born. Through a Voorhees may he be reborn. And only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die." Why is that? I don't know. How does Creighton Duke know this? I don't know. Do these new relatives seem to live in the shadow of their killer uncle/brother, perhaps shunned by the town of Crystal Lake? Nope. They have no connection to the guy and don't really speak of him. They're just people for him to chase, no different from anyone else.<br />
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The film breaks its own rules. For most of the movie, a body possessed by Jason cannot speak and it looks like Jason can barely control it. At the end, Officer Randy acts completely normal and speaks perfectly fine with Jason in him, just to serve the "which one is the bad guy" plot cliche.<br />
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When Jason returns to his true form at the end (wait, he got a new body, but looks like a rotted zombie still?), he is pathetic. Completely unlike himself, he is content to throw Steven around (and not very far, this isn't the Jason who threw a guy through a window) and sometimes grab his leg (without breaking it, this isn't the Jason who can crush skulls with his hands). Then he is easily poked in the chest by his niece, which is apparently a signal to Hell that they should grab him? I don't know.<br />
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There were a few bits I enjoyed. The beginning of the film is awesome. The FBI has finally caught on to the supernatural mass-murderer who hangs out in Crystal Lake and sets up a trap to finally stop him. This is a great idea: Jason is clearly not stoppable by regular people, but what happens if the full force of the US government is applied to him? Jason being dragged to Hell by demon hands isn't a bad way to "really" kill him. It was a kick to see Freddy's glove grab Jason's mask at the end. That's about it.<br />
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Here's my idea for the real death of Jason. Keep the beginning if you want and have the FBI blow him up. In the real movie, Kane Hodder plays a security guard guarding Jason's morgue. Have him get taken over by Jason's spirit (not eat his heart!). Maybe have Kane goofing around and trying on Jason's mask... suddenly, the mask fuses to his face and he is now Jason reborn. Bam. Now we've gone back to living Jason, looking not too unlike the guy who played him in <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-24th.html">Part 2</a></i>. Plus, there's your post-modern winky-winky: the man behind the mask really does become the man behind the mask!<br />
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Have this new Jason go on a killing spree in Crystal Lake once again. Finally, the town has had enough. Like the end of <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/frankenstein">Frankenstein</a></i>, they gather everyone in town together to hunt Jason down. In a fit of fury for the 13 years of hell this monster has put their town through, the entire population descends on Jason and tears him to pieces. The final shots, <i>Halloween</i>-like, are of the interiors of the Crystal Lake townspeople's homes, each having a glass belljar on their mantle with a piece of Jason in it (with the final shot being the jar with his mask in it). There. He's really, really dead this time, but there's a chance for a sequel, too.<br />
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What a waste of a great opportunity.<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Creighton Duke (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0931736/" target="_blank">Steven Williams</a>): the only interesting character in the film and one who seems to has as much contempt for everything in the movie as I do.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Getting off on breaking peoples's fingers.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
Deborah (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0167342/" target="_blank">Michelle Clunie</a>), the camper who is punctured and then ripped open from belly button to shoulder by a metal stake.<br />
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<b>Jason's Mood</b><br />
Huggy and smoochy.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-1074714133451128632015-10-23T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-23T23:59:00.217-04:00October 23rd<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.11: "The Distance" (2015) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2326979/" target="_blank">Larysa Kondracki</a></b><br />
I like how the greatest tension in this episode comes not from the zombies, or from the mysterious Aaron and his promises of safety, but from Rick. Whether Rick will go apeshit and kill or harm Aaron and ruin the group's chances of joining Alexandria is the primary source of concern. I think that means the showrunners have successfully conveyed how hard being on the road has been for Rick; how changed he is after all of the heartache of the previous 4 seasons; how difficult it would be to let go and trust a stranger in such an environment. Nice work.<br />
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<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.12: "Remember" (2015) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630524/" target="_blank">Greg Nicotero</a></b><br />
Thinking back, I remember the last time Rick and company had a chance to take showers. This was in season 1, in episode "TS-19." Of their trip to the CDC, <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2011/10/october-25th.html">I wrote</a>:<br />
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Inside, they get a nice break, with real food and hot showers and safety from the dead. We haven't seen them go through enough hardship for this to really mean anything.</blockquote>
Now we have. Now it means something. I like how it takes the group a long time to unwind. Spending years (?) under so much tension, it would be hard to sit back and not worry about things. This is great: it feels like a completely fresh direction for the show to explore. I love where the comics are right now, generally, and I'm excited to see Alexandria eventually expand into a linked collection of nearby communities.<br />
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I wonder if Alexandria has already met Nagen, or if he shows up as a new character to everyone? I wonder whose skull Nagen will bash in, given they love to switch up the big deaths in the TV show as compared to the comics? I'm sure Glen is safe. I'm betting it's Carol instead. We shall see.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-65424055095853637542015-10-22T23:59:00.001-04:002015-10-23T10:04:56.865-04:00October 22nd<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan </i>(1989) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373154/" target="_blank">Rob Hedden</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XII: Jason Takes a Boat</i></b><br />
Ah, the summer of 1989. What a time for a young film geek. Every week, it seemed, a classic was released. Jimmy Cameron conquered the ocean with <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096754" target="_blank">The Abyss</a></i>. Timmy Burton changed superhero films forever with <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096895" target="_blank">Batman</a></i>. Disney proved they could still make good live action movies with <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097523" target="_blank">Honey, I Shrunk the Kids</a></i>. <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097428" target="_blank">Ghostbusters II</a></i> featured the creepiest painting in the world. And the Man In The Hat returned to kick Nazi ass again in <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097576" target="_blank">Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade</a></i>. What was Paramount's contribution to this frenzy of awesome? The biggest rip-off in movie history, that's what.<br />
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Watch the trailer for this film below. It's really cool. Jason's standing there, looking at Manhattan, ready to tear it to pieces! What a great idea: put Jason into a completely new environment and let him run wild in New York City. I'm picturing Jason walking through a subway train, chopping dozens of heads off. I can see him throwing someone off the top of the Empire State building. You want a little humor in the picture? Have Jason hack someone up in the MET and later have patrons commenting on the corpse's symbolism, believing it to be a piece of modern art. It's gold!<br />
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Yeah, yeah, as we all know, Paramount didn't want to spend the money to shoot much in NYC and set most of the movie on boat. They didn't care. They were embarrassed by the character and were about to sell him to New Line, anyway. This not caring is stamped everywhere in the movie. The kills are lame -- except for one, mentioned below -- with Jason mostly just stabbing people with various items in a not-particularly gruesome manner. The characters are forgettable. There's a surprisingly mean-spirited scene where the main female lead is abducted by two scumbags who inject her full of an unknown drug as they discuss their plans to gang rape her all night. Some plot points are downright idiotic. The NYC sewers flood with "toxic waste" every night at midnight? What the hell?<br />
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<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yGJFWw_aLcM/ViovRA0AjII/AAAAAAAAICE/b-UoTh4h6C0/s1600/crappyjason.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="112" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yGJFWw_aLcM/ViovRA0AjII/AAAAAAAAICE/b-UoTh4h6C0/s200/crappyjason.jpg" width="200" /></a>Jason looks horrible in this one. His grotesque look from <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-21st.html">Part 7</a></i> has been abandoned. Now he simply looks soaking wet all the time. The guy is so wet, he squishes when he walks and wheezes when he breathes. It's actually quite annoying. Jason spends the last 10 minutes or so of the movie with his mask off. In the past, it was always sort of a treat to see what the guy looked like under that pillow case / hockey mask. He was a deformed child who later died and came back as a zombie, so he's always looked scary. In this one... check out the picture. He looks like someone dug up the corpse of an old man. Pathetic.<br />
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The only interest bit in this movie to me was that it somewhat validates my theory from yesterday: Crystal Lake is the actual source of evil. Jason is just a vessel. When the "toxic waste" washes over Jason, he begins to spit water out of his mouth. I would say that this is tainted Crystal Lake water: the evil that gave him his power. Once that has been forced out of him, he transforms back into the form he was when the evil lake got to him: a little boy. Makes sense to me.<br />
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Charles McCulloch (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0725052/" target="_blank">Peter Mark Richman</a>): whose idea of swimming lessons involves paddling to the deep part of Crystal Lake and pushing his 13-year-old niece into the water and then yelling at her for not instantly knowing how to swim.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Attempting to snort coke not in your locked cabin away from prying eyes, but out in the open in the middle of the ship where anyone -- including teachers -- could walk by.<br />
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Julius (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0243431/" target="_blank">Vincent Craig Dupree</a>), who attempts to box Jason only to have his head punched clean off. As Julius' head flies through the air and lands in a dumpster, we get a nice POV shot of his dying vision. This is the only bit I like in the entire movie.<br />
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<b>Jason's Mood</b><br />
Going through the motions.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child</i> (1989) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0394280/" target="_blank">Stephen Hopkins</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason XIII: Terror of the Dream Child</i></b><br />
The biggest pro-abortion movie ever made? As in <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-21st.html">Part 4</a></i>, the solution to this Freddy issue is the death of one person. As in <i>Part 4</i>, Alice doesn't have the gumption to kill that person and her passivity allows more people to die. In this movie, Alice's fetus has inherited her power to lead Freddy to new victims when it dreams. There's absolutely no way to predict or control when the fetus sleeps and it's going to be doing this for 9 months. Once they realize what is happening, Mark immediately comes up with the only logical solution: abort the thing and save everyone from Freddy. Ironically, after Alice tells him no and says she is determined to have the baby, Mark is the next person to die when the fetus naps. How Alice lives with herself, I have no idea.<br />
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If that weren't enough, it's clear that another abortion would've helped everyone as well. A child conceived by rape, who has one clinically insane parent, who was raised in foster care because it would be unseemly for a nun to raise her own child... yeah, big surprise Freddy turned out to be a serial killer. Had Amanda Krueger ignored her religious edicts and had gotten Freddy-the-fetus scraped out of her, hundreds (!) of deaths would've been prevented. Abortion: it saves lives.<br />
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Like the <i>Friday</i> series, the <i>Elm Street </i>series is clearly running out of steam in 1989. I think the spoon glove Freddy uses to force-feed Greta is symbolic of this. Here's a monster with an original, terrifying weapon: a glove with razors extending from its fingers. When's the last time he really used that thing? I'm not counting simply stabbing people in the belly (see: Nancy and Kincaid). That's boring and something Michael Myers could do with his regular butcher knife. No, I'm talking about the fear of being sliced open. That is what makes the glove so powerfully scary. The very first death of the series demonstrated this the best when Freddy invisibly tears into Tina's back. Since <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-13th.html">Part 3</a></i>, the glove has been consistently neutered. When it's not being turned into spoons or syringes, it's not being used at all. When Freddy grabs someone with his right hand, there is no fear of the knives. No one ever gets cut when Freddy grabs their face or body. The glove is nothing to worry about anymore. I'm glad Craven personally fixes this in <i>Part 7</i>.<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Mark (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0781618/" target="_blank">Joe Seely</a>): latest in a long line of slasher nerds. This one is actually very good at his geek hobby of comic book illustration and he comes up with the Dream Warrior idea on his own when he transforms into the Phantom Prowler.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Premarital, procreative sex.<br />
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Dan (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0368397/" target="_blank">Danny Hassel</a>), who is merged with his motorcycle in what appears to be an homage to <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096251" target="_blank">Tetsuo, the Iron Man</a>,</i> except that was released in Japan just a month before this film. Neat.<br />
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<b>Freddy's Mood</b><br />
Going through the motions.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-78078230563253263192015-10-21T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-22T12:42:06.716-04:00October 21st<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood</i> (1988) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0119106/" target="_blank">John Carl Buechler</a></b></span><br />
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This was my favorite of the series for a long time. It has a great cast of kids who are fun to watch: the sci-fi-dreaming Eddie, the nerdy girl Maddy, the ultra-bitch Melissa. There's a human villain in the form of Dr. Crews, which is a nice idea to mix up the series a little (and it's fun to cheer for his death because he's such an ass). Tina, with her Carrie-like telekinesis, makes for an interesting character and a decent idea for battling the physically-unbeatable Jason. While I think I like <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-4th.html">Part 4</a> </i>and <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-12th.html">Part 6</a></i> better these days, this is definitely close behind. </div>
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I love the look of Jason in this one. His time underwater has rotted him even further. Through his now-tattered clothes, we can see his exposed spine and ribs and kneecap. He continues to wear the chain Tommy threw around his neck in <i>Part 6</i> for the entire movie. Part of his mask has broken off and we can see his messed-up jaw underneath. The guy looks monstrous.<br />
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This was also Kane Hodder's first go as the man in the mask. The guy is a great self-promoter -- I got to experience one of his patented choke-holds at a convention once! -- and has become the face of Jason in the fan community. I was skeptical, though, of how different his performance would be after just watching 7 other actors in the part. Yep, you can tell. Hodder has this distinct way of carrying Jason that makes him look like an absolute hulking beast. He oozes physicality in this movie and gives Jason an unstoppable aura.</div>
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"It's got a death curse!" Maybe Crazy Ralph in <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-21st.html">Part 1</a></i> was right? Maybe it's not Jason or his mom or Roy... maybe it's the place itself? Maybe Crystal Lake is the source of this evil? How else can we explain the plethora of monsters the lake produces? No, Jason is not the only one to emerge from Crystal Lake after death. In <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-24th.html">Part 2</a></i>, Jason's mother's corpse jumps out of the lake. In this one, Tina's father does the same. There's something in the water. Something ancient and evil and corrupting... I think I just got an idea for a <i>Friday the 13th</i>-equivalent to <i>New Nightmare</i>.</div>
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<b>Favorite Character</b></div>
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Eddie (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2945282/" target="_blank">Jeff Benett</a>): the sci-fi geek with the crush on a girl way out of his league. Enjoys sitting around in his tightie-whities while opening another person's birthday presents. One of those sentences is too close to home...</div>
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<b>Jason's Mood</b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master</i> (1988) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001317/" target="_blank">Renny Harlin</a></b></span></div>
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I've always liked this entry quite a bit. Whenever I feel like popping in a Freddy movie, this is one I'll often grab. It gets back to the basics of series: Freddy is invading the dreams of high school kids -- who are in high school, not in an asylum; and Freddy is taking over their dreams, not their bodies -- and it's up to one girl to stop him. As is slasher tradition, it kills off the survivors of the previous movie at the beginning and pits an entirely new group against the dream demon.<br />
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Morally, once she realized what was going on, Alice should've killed herself. It's impossible to live without sleep and every time Alice slept, she allowed Freddy access to another victim. Rick and Debbie's deaths are the result of her unwillingness to consider this extreme option. In fact, the deaths of every single child in Springwood -- as we hear about in <i>Part 6</i> -- would seem to be all Alice's fault. Maybe you could argue that Rick and Debbie were a small price to pay in order give Alice the power to defeat Freddy... but we all know he'll never be permanently killed. I think trapping him in his own rules -- his revenge is finished and there's nothing left to do -- was the best option.<br />
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As a plot device, this was a clever twist for the series. "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep... because one of your friends will die and you'll be fine." I don't think they used it to its full potential, though. With Nancy in <i>Part 1</i>, you could see the stress she carried as she struggled to keep herself awake. Imagine her if she had Alice's problem: Nancy would've been a basketcase, The less emotional Alice barely shows any response to this horror at all. The film is more interested in showing her toughen up as she absorbs everyone's powers (hey, look at Alice's new karate abilities!). I also don't think <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0928244/" target="_blank">Lisa Wilcox</a> is particularly good in this role and more could've been made with it with someone like <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000486" target="_blank">Heather Langenkamp</a>, as well. In fact, forget <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-13th.html">Part 3</a></i>. This should've been the real third movie with Nancy in Alice's place as the Dream Master.</div>
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<b><i>Freddy's Nightmares </i>1.01: "No More Mr. Nice Guy" (1988) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001361/" target="_blank">Tobe Hooper</a></b></div>
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Premiering just a couple of months after <i>Part 4</i>, <i>Freddy's Nightmares</i> was an anthology series like <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/tales%20from%20the%20darkside">Tales from the Darkside</a></i> and the like. The twist was that Freddy himself hosted the show and sometimes -- but not often -- an episode would be about Freddy. This episode is the most notable of the series, as it begins at the end of Freddy's trail in which he is let free due to a legal technicality.<br />
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The show is filmed in a very "TV-like" manner. Shots are static and tend to cut between three angles. The acting is sub-par. The music sounds like someone tooling around on a Casio keyboard. Coming out in the days long before <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/walking%20dead">The Walking Dead</a></i>, there's no gore or anything particularly scary. In short: it's bad.<br />
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Still, there's a weirdly creepy vibe running through the episode that is somehow effective. For one, they never show living Freddy's full face. Most of his face is always obscured in shadow or fog. The most that we get are close-ups of his mouth as he speaks in his Freddy voice. The story is actually pretty disturbing: a psycho kills and mutilates 20 kids in a small town. After a 2-year manhunt, he is finally caught, only to be let free because the policeman who arrested him screwed up. This is a parent's nightmare and I don't blame them for their reaction. Tied together with the aforementioned Casio keyboard music -- which seems to shrilly drill into your head -- the whole show feels a lot darker than any of the movie sequels.<br />
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Strangely enough, once Freddy is burned to death and transformed into a dream demon, the show is a lot less effective. One large issue is that Freddy decides to pursue revenge against a couple of the adults responsible for his death. That doesn't work. The idea that innocent children would pay for the sins of their parents is one of the many genius bits that Craven came up with to make the Freddy story so memorable. Freddy giving a grown-up policeman nightmares about going to the dentist is several orders of magnitude less interesting.<br />
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I hate that they ignored <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-4th.html">Part 1</a></i> and created their own continuity here. Where's Donald and Marge Thompson? Donald buried the body and Marge hid his glove... they're sort of important. For that matter, where's younger versions of Nancy, Kristen, Glen, Kincaid, Joey, etc, etc? Would it have been so hard to tie the show into the film series a little better?<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-8761360781958568892015-10-20T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-22T07:28:36.265-04:00October 20th<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.10: "Them" (2015) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1905909/" target="_blank">Julius Ramsay</a></b><br />
A little heavy-handed. The episode begins with the gang hungry and thirsty, tiredly walking down the highway. Behind them, a group of zombies follow. The symbolism is clear: there's hardly a difference between the two groups at this point. But, if you didn't get the message, later in the episode Rick helpfully calls the gang "the walking dead." Yes, he said the name of the series in an episode. C'mon.<br />
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There's also lots of talk in this episode about how they need to work together to make it through the end of the world. What happens later in the episode? They all have to work together to hold the barn doors shut against a horde of zombies. C'mon.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-62606054290608779952015-10-19T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-20T08:45:16.518-04:00October 19th<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.09: "What Happened and What's Going On" (2015) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630524/" target="_blank">Greg Nicotero</a></b><br />
Interesting mid-season opening, with the majority of the episode dedicated to Tyreese's dying delusions. Somber in tone to match the character's exhaustion with the world they're forced to live in, the episode was also edited a little more arty than normal. I liked it. Though, personally, I think they should've re-sealed the wall and tried to build a community in that place. I'm guessing the trip to Washington will be as successful as the trip to the CDC in season 1.<br />
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My favorite bit was Tyreese's imagined BBC Radio report from when the zombie crisis first began (with the announcer voiced by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0511088/" target="_blank">Andrew Lincoln</a> in his native accent, no less). I wish we'd get more glimpses into the time period when Rick was in his coma (but maybe that's what the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3743822" target="_blank">spin-off show</a> is about? I haven't paid attention).Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-15140252006817021492015-10-17T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-18T14:56:39.300-04:00October 17th<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>The Editor</i> (2014) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2726915/" target="_blank">Adam Brooks</a> & <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2377041/" target="_blank">Matthew Kennedy</a></b></span><br />
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I love <a href="http://www.astron-6.com/" target="_blank">Astron-6</a>. They're a gang of crazy Canadians who started off making <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVKO3lHlvOs" target="_blank">amusing short</a>s for the Internet before working up to creating their first feature, <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/father%27s%20day">Father's Day</a></i>. They followed that up with the utterly crazy <i><a href="http://www.astron-6.com/manborg.html" target="_blank">Manborg</a></i>, a parody of cheezy sci-fi flicks like Full Moon's <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107505" target="_blank">Mandroid</a></i>. <i>The Editor</i> is their take on '70s/'80s Italian horror movies and it is a meticulous and ridiculous satire of every goofy theme or shot or character type you could possibly remember from those films.<br />
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Argento-style colored lighting decorates many of the shots. There's a black glove-wearing killer. An innocent film editor is framed for the killer's murders... but maybe he isn't so innocent? There's bad dubbing and random characters with Italian accents. There's unnecessary nudity everywhere. Blood sprays in torrents of bright red. Everyone acts like exaggerated versions of the characters in those old movies, with the chain smoking, and the bizarre personal interactions, and the slapping. Lots and lots of slapping. I loved it.<br />
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If there's a large flaw with the film, it's that you need to be familiar with Italian horror movies in order to be in on the joke. At one point, a door is being chopped open with an ax in order to free a girl caught by the killer. As the wood splinters near her face, everyone watching the movie who had seen <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/beyond">The Beyond</a></i> was completely expecting some eyeball trauma. The filmmakers knew we'd expect such a thing and cleverly substitute the eyeball damage with something else. Still, the other folks watching the film with no Italian horror knowledge were laughing up a storm at the silliness, so even this is no big deal.<br />
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Of the silly movies I brought with me for the second feature of the night, this one was picked. It's a forgotten near-gem from the height of the Freddy-Jason era. If having one slasher villain in your horror movie is cool, why not shove 13 slasher villains into the film and have it 13 times as cool? Not unlike a list of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Masters_of_the_Universe_characters" target="_blank">He-Man villains</a>, the antagonists of <i>Neon Maniacs</i> are:<br />
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<li>Juice</li>
<li>Mohawk</li>
<li>Punk Biker</li>
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The bizarre reaction of the main girl to her circumstances is also plenty amusing. The day after witnessing her entire group of friends being massacred, she cheerfully goes to school. Later she has time to flirt with a grocery delivery boy and attend a school dance. I'm almost tempted to say the entire movie is a metaphor for this girl's incredibly strong case of denial. Maybe the maniacs were all in her head and she was the killer?</div>
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-39177115176848909972015-10-16T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-18T13:43:26.003-04:00October 16th<b><i>Tales from the Crypt</i> 6.10: "In the Groove" (1994) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001759/" target="_blank">Vincent Spano</a></b><br />
Like the <i>Tales from the Darkside</i> episode I <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-24th.html">just watched</a>, this is more hatred for shock jocks. I suppose I remember in the 1980s/90s that, with the rise of Howard Stern in particular, America had a small moral panic about these guys polluting the airwaves. It was subject ripe for anthologies shows: "ha-hah, let's give these meanie assholes their just deserts!" Twenty/thirty years on, with an Internet filled with assholes available for the reading, its a little hard to remember what the big deal was.<br />
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One of my favorite character actors, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001208/" target="_blank">Miguel Ferrer</a>, plays the asshole this time, who somehow manages to host a phone sex show on the radio without getting reamed by the FCC. When he fires his phone-sexing partner, his sister and co-owner of the station hires him a replacement. Initially resenting the imposition, he discovers the new girl is great at her job and great at manipulating him. Needless to say, it ends badly for the asshole.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-82209249005481736762015-10-14T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-15T09:00:33.392-04:00October 14th<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.06: "Consumed" (2014) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0542960/" target="_blank">Seith Mann</a></b><br />
The adventures of Daryl and Carol in Atlanta. Despite diving into a huge city post-apocalypse, this is a pretty low-key episode that focuses on strengthening Daryl and Carol's friendship as they look for clues in their search for Beth.<br />
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In season 1, Atlanta was swarming with zombies. Now people waltz down the empty streets without too much concern. According to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>, Atlanta has 447,841 people in it. Let's try to make some reasonable assumptions about this. Ignoring the people in the metro area, let's say that Atlanta was like New Orleans during Katrina and 80% of the population managed to evacuate. That leaves about 90,000 people left in town. Judging by what we've seen in this series, I think it's safe to say that at least 80% of those people died and became zombies. That makes for about 72,000 zombies wandering around. Atlanta is 132 square miles in size, so this gives it a zombie population density of 545 zombies per square mile. Yeah, I don't think this is a place you'd want to walk around in...<br />
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<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.07: "Crossed" (2014) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0317382/" target="_blank">Bill Gierhart</a></b><br />
One of those calm-before-the-storm episodes, due to the mid-season finale coming up next. Rick and company prepare a plan to rescue Carol and Beth, while Glen and company have fun fishing.<br />
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<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.08: "Coda" (2014) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0225416/" target="_blank">Ernest R. Dickerson</a></b><br />
I think the TV-invented character of Daryl has given the showrunners more latitude with Rick. In a prior episode, Noah steals his and Carol's weapons. Facing the death sentence of being weaponless in a zombie-infested city, Daryl irresponsibly stops Carol from shooting Noah. Why? Because Daryl is the fan-favorite who they are ensuring they keep good-and-pure. They want to keep someone that the audience will always root for so that they continue to tune in.<br />
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No longer the only lead character of this tale, Rick doesn't need to be likable or identifiable. They can send him down as dark of a path as they need. Which I like. In this one, he kills an escaping police officer in cold blood. To Rick, Beth and Carol are so important that he refuses to let this outsider screw up their rescue. It also shows some of Rick's disgust will the entire world's condition: the poor guy is sick of the constant crises and tragedies. "Shut up," he tiredly tells the officer right before shooting him. He doesn't have the energy anymore to deal with things in a more civilized manner. Interesting.<br />
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<b><i>Friday the 13th: The Series</i> 1.01: "The Inheritance" (1987) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0296651/" target="_blank">William Fruet</a></b><br />
Since I'm in the middle of watching the movie series, I thought I'd check out the first episode of the TV show as well. Aired right between <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-12th.html">Part 6</a></i> and <i>Part 7</i>, I was hoping maybe there would be some reference to Crystal Lake in here somewhere. Nope. The only connection to the film series this show has outside of the title is the fact that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0541548/" target="_blank">Frank Mancuso Jr.</a> worked on it.<br />
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This wasn't something I watched as a kid, so the only other episode of this show I've seen before was the <a href="http://kernunrex.blogspot.com/2004/07/cronenberg-1983-1987.html">Cronenberg-directed one</a>. The premise of the show is excellent: two cousins inherit an antique store. Unluckily for them, their deceased uncle had been selling cursed items at the behest of Satan himself. It's now up to the cousins to track down all of these cursed items and locked them in vault below the store where they can't hurt anyone.<br />
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That's an idea absolutely ripe for story ideas. Sadly, for this first episode, they went with the tired "killer doll" cliche. It's not even a killer doll good at its job. It takes two tries to kill its owner's step-mother and fails to do more than scratch the face of its owner's babysitter. I'm guessing this is why the network chose to air this episode fourth rather than first... it's just not very strong and has to spend a ton of time setting things up.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-46630998009220478922015-10-13T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-14T10:12:24.519-04:00October 13th<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors</i> (1987) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0751080/" target="_blank">Chuck Russell</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason IX: Destruction of the Dream Warriors</i></b><br />
The Dream Warriors fail miserably in this film. Granted, it wasn't a bad thought on Nancy's part: figure out a special power you have when you dream and use that against Freddy. In such a desperate situation, it was worth a try, but the results speak for themselves:
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<li><u>Kincaid - slightly stronger than a normal human</u><br />Mildly irritates Freddy when he bangs him with a dream pipe.</li>
<li><u>Taryn - dresses as a punk and carries two tiny switchblades</u><br />Mildly irritates Freddy when she stabs him in the armpit.</li>
<li><u>Will - becomes The Wizard Master</u><br />Mildly irritates Freddy when he shoots green magic at him.</li>
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I've always had mixed feelings on this entry in the series. Widely regarded as the best of the sequels, it also marks the beginnings of "Wise-Crackin' Fred," the slasher villain who feels the need to make a clever quip -- like he's James Bond -- before killing someone. To me, that can get irritating. I think it would work a little better if he were a little darker with his quips. I like "this is God" and "I'll split you in two" from <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-4th.html">Part 1</a></i> just fine. "Welcome to prime time, bitch!" and "what a rush!" just don't have the same utter malevolence behind them. Freddy isn't as scary if you're half-chuckling at what he's saying to people. This also puts the character on a destructive path, where each sequel gets a little sillier until we end up with "Stand-Up Comedian Fred" in <i>Part 6</i>.</div>
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Outside of that complaint, this is a great sequel. While somehow not as strong as she was in <i>Part 1</i>, it's nice to have Nancy back. Dreams also return after being mostly absent in <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-7th.html" style="font-style: italic;">Part 2</a>, and they get a lot right with them. I like that they play with the geography of Nancy's old house: the hallways seem to shift and extend themselves, and nothing makes any logical sense. The bit where Kristen finds she can no longer run as Freddy chases her is great. This is all very true-to-dreams. Freddy also has more fun with his dream powers than ever before: he transforms into a snake and a marionette, multiplies himself in mirrors, and attacks <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001248" target="_blank">Zsa Zsa Gabor</a> on a TV show. He seems to be enjoying the hell out of himself during the entire movie, particularly when he's playing possum to allow the kids to think they've actually hurt him.</div>
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Donald Thompson (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0768334/" target="_blank">John Saxon</a>): broken by the events of <i>Part 1</i>, he's turned into an alcoholic security guard who rarely sees his daughter. He snaps back into his old self during his final moments when he attacks the animated, burned skeleton of Freddy, telling him "I've killed you once before, you son of a bitch."<br />
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Making out with a dream version of a nurse who is actually Freddy in disguise.<br />
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Phillip (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0339562/" target="_blank">Bradley Gregg</a>), who has his arms and legs sliced open by Freddy. Freddy then uses Phillip's own tendons to marionette him off a building. I've always thought this is one of the most disturbing Freddy kills for shear gore factor alone.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-32625722360314867632015-10-12T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-13T11:24:53.546-04:00October 12th<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives</i> (1986) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0572951/" target="_blank">Tom McLoughlin</a></b></span><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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This was one of the movies I chose to watch <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2014/10/halloween.html">last Halloween</a>, when I discovered that it's one of my favorites of the series. Which might be a little hard to explain... Like <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-7th.html">Part 5</a></i>, this film was clearly gutted by MPAA demands. None of the gore survived the editing room and every kill ends abruptly in a quick cut. It's also bizarrely lacking in nudity... the only entry in the entire series to do so, if I remember correctly. Added to that, the goofiness that began with <i>Part 5</i>'s redneck mother and son duo continues in this film. There's a ton of silliness in the movie -- from the dipshit cemetery caretaker to the business executive paintballers to the self-referential jokes ("I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly."). Despite all of this, the movie works.</div>
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I think the primary reason I like this entry is Jason himself. Jason is on quite the tear in this film. The body count is higher than ever before and Jason never seems to take a break from killing. In fact, the movie even inserts completely unnecessary characters (the picnicking couple) just to give Jason more people to kill. And, the man is mean. Mean, mean. He's crushing heads, bending people in half, twisting their heads off, and shoving their faces so hard into metal that we can see the outline of their screams. He's so mean, we almost believe that the camp's young children are in danger when he waltzes into their cabin.</div>
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This helps heighten the tension in finale, which has my pick for the best ending of the <i>Friday</i> movies so far. Tommy's plan is to balance precariously in a canoe and get dangerously close to the resurrected monster, throw a chain connected to a rock around his neck, tighten the chain, and throw the rock overboard. Jason is a guy who has been shown to rip a man's arm off without even trying, just to get his machete. I'd rather try to wrestle a hungry bear than attempt such a feat.</div>
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And that final image, of Jason serenely floating under the surface of Crystal Lake and then opening his eye, is absolutely perfect. Had this been the "Final Friday," I think that might've been just fine. Jason's long-time nemesis Tommy defeats him in the most appropriate manner possible, yet we all know he's still underwater... waiting...</div>
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Martin (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0488262/" target="_blank">Bob Larkin</a>): the always-drunk cemetery caretaker who looks directly at us at one point and with not a small amount of accusation in his voice says "Some folks sure got a strange idea of entertainment."</div>
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Requesting super-human sexual endurance from your boyfriend in order to finish listening to a really lone Alice Cooper song.</div>
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An episode that flashes back to Abraham's backstory as his group slowly makes their way towards D.C. I like Abraham, so I enjoyed seeing more of where he came from before meeting up with Eugene. Abraham is a man who requires a mission in life. When the apocalypse hit, his mission -- like any good father -- was the protect his family. Unfortunately for him, the vision of him beating a -- zombie? bad human? -- to death with a soup can in a grocery store frightened his wife so much that she fled with the kids towards their eventual deaths. Eugene enters his life with his lie of a mission -- to stop the zombie plague altogether -- which stops Abraham from killing himself and gives him something to focus on, I'll be curious to see where the show goes with him now, now that he knows Eugene was lying and there is nothing to be done. In the comics, everything turns out OK, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything for the show.<br /><br /></div>
Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-15638968184044198362015-10-09T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-10T16:33:06.406-04:00October 9th<b><i>Tales from the Crypt</i> 6.09: "Staired in Horror" (1994) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0394280/" target="_blank">Stephen Hopkins</a></b><br />
A fun piece about testing the limits of a curse. In this case, a cheating woman is cursed to be immortal, but ancient-looking on the first floor of her house and younger-looking and attractive on the second. For any men in the house, the reverse is true. When a good-looking convict decides to hide in her house, she discovers the middle of the staircase is the perfect place for the both of them. This being <i>TftC</i>, neither of them manage to stay in this perfect spot for very long before things go as wrong as possible.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-47172084476280753982015-10-08T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-09T08:48:08.461-04:00October 8th<b><i>The Walking Dead </i>5.03: "Four Walls and a Roof" (2014) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0418362/" target="_blank">Jeffrey F. January</a></b><br />
Awesome. I was worried they were going to stretch out the cannibal story for the entire season -- or maybe the entire half-season -- and milk it dry. I'm glad they stuck to the theme of this story from the comics: even in such a brutal world, people can go way too far. Those who do should be taken out without hesitation for the good of the rest of the living. But, executing other humans will have a cost, no matter how awful they were. It'll be interesting to see how the rest of the group reacts to Rick's savage murder of the cannibals. Also a nice touch that Rick kept his promise to the lead cannibal from episode 1.<br />
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<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.04: "Slabtown" (2014) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0766349/" target="_blank">Michael E. Satrazemis</a></b><br />
Hey, Beth is back. She's now trapped in a hospital in Atlanta run by a group of police officers. Kind of a nice change of pace, actually. Though it does connect to the rest of the season thematically. Like the cannibals, this hospital group is doing whatever they think is necessary to survive, even if some of those things are horrible. Like Abraham, they are confident the world will be repaired in the future and they will be there to enjoy it. It takes all kinds at the end of the world...<br />
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It was interesting to see the Atlanta skyline after a few years of apocalypse. I can't help but wonder, though, where the power for the hospital is coming from. I suppose it's from a generator running the same infinite-life gasoline all of the cars seem to have in them. Like loud explosions in space, I'll ignore it.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-11490924512907991592015-10-07T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-08T12:52:12.327-04:00October 7th<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning</i> (1985) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0826164/" target="_blank">Danny Steinmann</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason, Part VI: Jason's Still Dead</i></b><br />
So <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-4th.html">Part IV</a></i> made a ton of money and clearly the fans want more. But, darn, it was called "The Final Chapter" and Jason is dead. What to do? Apparently, rather than take a page from their own book (Jason drowned as kid... but, no he didn't), the filmmakers figured they'd have to stick to their guns and go somewhere else with the series. I guess that's admirable: to sleep in the bed they made and try out something new. It just doesn't work, though.<br />
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My main issue with the movie isn't even Pseudo-Jason; it's the censorship. After the gore-fest that was <i>Part IV</i>, this film feels incredibly tame. I'm relatively confident that <i>V </i>could be shown on an American TV network with only the nudity censored and no one would be shocked. Every single kill cuts away immediately. Some even happen off screen and are simply implied. For a slasher fan, this is pure frustration. I know there's some awesome footage sitting in a can somewhere that the MPAA forced out of the movie in exchange for its R rating.<br />
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As for Pseudo-Jason... this is not a horrible idea. Jason is just a big, unstoppable dude in a hockey mask without too much personality. The problem with making him a regular guy who's upset about his son's death, however, is that it humanizes Jason far too much. Instead of a deformed man who lived alone in the woods for decades, surviving however he could -- perhaps more beast than man -- we've got a grieving parent who has snapped. I'm just not going to be as scared of crazy Roy as I am of a mutant man-mountain with a machete.<br />
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The implied path for <i>Part VI </i>shown at the end of this one, where Tommy assumes the mantle of Jason, is even lamer. Now the kid who killed Jason goes nuts and.... starts killing people just like Jason? It doesn't make any sense. How about this? Pseudo-Jason severely disfigures Tommy in an attack -- like eyeball hanging out, half his face messed up -- before Tommy throws him out of the hayloft. Looking into the mirror, Tommy can now only see Jason staring back. Now he truly snaps and starts killing people, but in a slightly different way than Jason used to. Using his karate skills and lean body, he's a quicker, sharper Jason. Think Bruce Lee in a hockey mask. There, there's "a new beginning."<br />
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Demon (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0639200/" target="_blank">Miguel A. Núñez Jr.</a>): the Jheri-curled, too-cool goofball who apparently lives in the back of his piled-high-with-trash van... yet is so smooth that he still has a girlfriend.<br />
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Demon's entire life, as represented by a van filled with junk food, pot, beer, and a friendly woman.<br />
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Eddie (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0228884/" target="_blank">John Robert Dixon</a>), whose head is crushed when Roy wraps a leather garrote around both his face and a tree and then twists it so tightly the strap breaks. One of the most memorable kills in the entire series, I've always thought.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge</i> (1985) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0794791/" target="_blank">Jack Sholder</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason, Part VII: There's Something Inside of Me</i></b><br />
How do you follow up <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/10/october-4th.html">Part 1</a></i>, one of the most successful horror movies of all time? Apparently, you take the nightmares mentioned in the title almost all the way out and have the main villain possess a high schooler in a manner that is sort of a hybrid of <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/exorcist">The Exorcist</a></i> and a werewolf movie. Huh?<br />
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What is Freddy's plan, anyway? He appears to want to possess Jessie's body like a ghost and walk around in the real world. Why? Is he tired of having limitless power in the dreamworld, with the added ability to cause real deaths there? Did he just want to check out a high school pool party? And, is attempting to frame Jessie for murdering his coach and best friend wise? How will Freddy have any fun if the body he controls is locked in prison? The subtitle of the movie is "Freddy's Revenge," but that was already what he was up to in the previous movie, anyway. The guy has no apparent motivation here.<br />
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I used to be a fan of this sequel, arguing with the naysayers that there's a lot of cool stuff in the film and at least Freddy's isn't <i>too</i> jokey yet. I take it back. This is definitely the second-worst of the series, only surpassed by the very disappointing <i>6</i>. The main character whimpers like a baby most of the movie -- admittedly, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666593/" target="_blank">Mark Patton</a> sells this effectively -- and needs his girlfriend to defeat the villain via smooching. Freddy's makeup looks odd; I hate the gigantic cro-magnon brow they gave him. Those dogs with baby heads just don't work. Parakeet attacks. Worst of all: there's almost no dreaming. The very thing that made the first movie special is nearly absent in this one. What were they thinking?<br />
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There are bits that I love. The dream at beginning is very nice. The idea of being trapped in a school bus balanced precariously over a giant pit with Freddy coming after you is very effective. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002366/" target="_blank">Christopher Young</a>'s score -- no surprise here -- is excellent. The shot of Freddy (above) at the pool party declaring "you are all my children now" is one of the best of the series. Freddy emerging from Jessie in Ron's bedroom -- with Freddy's eyeball looking out of Jessie's mouth -- is very cool. I though the theme of heat -- from presumably Freddy's death, or his boiler room -- was a neat touch to illustrate the weirdness going on in the house.<br />
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Still, I'm glad they went back to what worked in the original for <i>Part 3</i>.<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Ron Grady (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0750852/" target="_blank">Robert Rusler</a>): A total bro, ever-forgiving of his new friend's increasing grumpiness and weirdness.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
The entirety of Don's Place, Coach Schneider's favorite hangout.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
Coach Schneider (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0068382/" target="_blank">Marshall Bell</a>), who has one of the weirdest deaths in slasher history when Freddy/Jessie ties him up in a locker room shower, strips him nude, whips his ass with a towel, and then slices up his back.<br />
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<b>Freddy's Mood</b><br />
A man on a mission.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-60735915000866809172015-10-04T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-05T10:55:00.494-04:00October 4th<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter</i> (1984) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0957263/" target="_blank">Joseph Zito</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason, Part IV: Jason's Dead</i></b><br />
Jason feels quite a bit different in this movie compared to the <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-24th.html">prior</a> <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-27th.html">two</a>. He's far, far stronger than he's ever been before. Previously, he was clearly just a big human in a mask who could be fought with and sometimes knocked out. In this one, he is supernaturally unstoppable. He's able to -- with just one hand -- crush a guy's skull. He bursts through wooden doors like they were made of wet paper. He picks up and throws a man, who must weigh around 200 pounds, a dozen feet through a window. He throws an ax through a wooden door to kill a girl. Frankly, I'm starting to think he really did die at the end of <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-27th.html">3</a></i> and this is the first zombie Jason movie.<br />
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Not that I mind. This is an excellent Jason movie... maybe even my favorite (I need to watch <i>6 </i>and <i>7</i> again). It boils everything down to pure audience titillation, which, you have to admit, is why we're watching these things in the first place. There's more nudity than ever before. Fully half of the plot is simply teenagers trying to get laid. There's skinny-dipping, and shower sex, and pot-smoking, and beer bongs, and goofy dancing. Hell, they even show an old stag film at one point.<br />
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The violence is brutal. Jason isn't merely walking around dispatching people like in <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-27th.html">3</a></i>; he's angry as hell and wants to make sure the kids know this. One of the kids gets crucified (!) in a doorway. Later, when Jason needs to use that door, he rips the kid off the nails (as Zito gives us a close-up of the hand tearing away). When Jason kills the hiker Rob, he does not merely slit the guy's throat. Nope, he repeatedly gouges him with a random tool as Rob screams and screams. Like I said: brutal. Plus, the gore still holds up today: Jason's split hand, the machete through his head, and the head-crushing in the shower all work as well now as they did then. You can certainly tell <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0767741/" target="_blank">Tom Savini</a> came back to the series.<br />
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If this was going to really be the final Jason movie, it was a helluva way to go.<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Axel (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0536980/" target="_blank">Bruce Mahler</a>): the impossibly horny, jerk of a hospital morgue attendant who gets cock-blocked by Jason's dead arm.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Watching an aerobics show in a morgue next to Jason's body without any intention of actually doing aerobics.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
Rob (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026687/" target="_blank">Erich Anderson</a>), whose half-disturbing, half-hilarious screams of "You're killing me! You're killing me!" when Jason begins tearing him up with a random tool from a toolbox makes for a uniquely memorable kill.<br />
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<b>Jason's Mood</b><br />
Pissed off.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>A Nightmare on Elm Street </i>(1984) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000127/" target="_blank">Wes Craven</a></b></span><br />
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<b><i>Freddy vs. Jason, Part V: Revenge of the Dream Demon</i></b><br />
Horror movie gold. <i>A Nightmare on Elm Street</i> sits up there with <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/texas%20chainsaw%20massacre">Texas Chain Saw Massacre</a></i>, <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/exorcist">The Exorcist</a></i>, and <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/thing">The Thing</a></i> as examples of horror at its very best. As a character, Freddy, I suspect, will last the ages, standing aside Dracula and Frankenstein. He is certainly my favorite monster by a long shot. Some thoughts on this first film during this latest re-watch:<br />
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Freddy's characterization in this one is far, far scarier than in any of the other films. He is completely batshit insane here. A horribly disfigured guy cutting off his own fingers ("watch this!") and then cackling about it is absolutely terrifying. That this same guy is in control of your dreams... good God. I wish this Freddy had stuck around or returned at some point (though <i>New Nightmare</i> Freddy is fairly close).<br />
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I think the dreams in this film are the most dreamlike of the series. It's the little things. I like the lamb in Tina's first dream ("like lambs to the slaughter"). I like how Freddy is not bound by physics or rationality: he'll pop up where ever is scary, stretch his arms out to encompass a whole street, and sometimes appear in two places at once. I like that after seeing news footage of Tina in a bodybag, that image invades Nancy's dreams repeatedly (a very normal thing to happen after a tragedy). I like how the kid in English class switches from <i>Julius Caesar</i> to an utterly appropriate <i>Hamlet </i>quote ("O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space -- were it not that I have bad dreams.") when Nancy nods off. The imagery of the bathtub scene is incredibly nightmareish to me (the worst dream I ever had was losing hold of my daughter in the middle of lake and watching her fall down, down, down into the darkness below). All credit goes to Wes Craven for his understanding of the human mind, I would say.<br />
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Conspiracy theory: is the entire movie Nancy's dream? She seems to think so. Towards the end, when Freddy emerges from her mother's bed, she says to him:<br />
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You could write this off as wishful thinking; a response to the trauma of four people dying that she cares about. But, there seems to be little hints here and there that she's actually correct. The biggest hint, obviously, is that she walks directly from this nighttime scene into a daytime scene in another location where her mother and friends really are still alive. That kind of random scene changing is very dreamlike. In fact, the editing of the movie is similarly dreamlike. Craven often uses soft fade-to-blacks to quickly transition to new scenes. I'm guessing this was intentionally mimicking the feeling of nodding off; of our eyes slowly closing, then snapping open again.<br />
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Earlier in the movie, though, we see a few other things. When Rod and Tina settle into bed shortly before Tina's murder, they pull up a inner blanket that is red- and green-striped. That same night, supposedly in the real world, we see Freddy stretch out the wall above Nancy's bed. When Nancy almost drowns in the bathtub, we never see her wake up. She simply swims back to the surface and hangs onto the edge. Shortly before Freddy gets him, Glen naps in a red- and green-striped chair in Nancy's room. Freddy seems to easily influence the "real" world. I suspect that the entire film is the slow mental torture of the daughter of the woman who kept Freddy's glove after burning him alive. Naturally, the sequels ignore all of this and take the film too literally, but, it's interesting to think about if this were a stand-alone movie.<br />
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Nancy (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000486/" target="_blank">Heather Langenkamp</a>): the person we would all hope to be in a similar situation. Nancy quickly figures out the bizarre fact that a man is killing her friends in their dreams, devises several experiments to test the limits of this man's power, and then uses that info to execute a plan of attack. There's a reason why Nancy is one of the all-time great final girls in horror.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Using sex as a way to forget your nightmares.<br />
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Tina (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0944143/" target="_blank">Amanda Wyss</a>), who is first tormented by Freddy in a nightmare, and then so viciously attacked that she's dragged up onto the ceiling. Still one of the most intense kills in all of slasher history.<br />
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<b>Freddy's Mood</b><br />
Maliciously insane.<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-12275307580841350872015-10-03T23:59:00.001-04:002015-10-04T08:34:37.766-04:00October 3rd<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Halloweentown High</i> (2004) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0228147/" target="_blank">Mark A.Z. Dippé</a></b></span><br />
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Well, there goes my <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-27th.html">Sophie theory</a>. The poor gal has been shoved almost completely aside in this one, relegated to just a couple of scenes where she doesn't do anything important. I guess, technically, she's not in high school yet where this one is set, so it would be hard to use her more. Still, she should be about the same age that her older sister was in <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-20th.html">Part 1</a>, meaning her mom and grandma, one would think, would be fighting over whether she should start training as well. Poor Sophie.<br />
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One thing that hasn't changed since the last two movies: Marnie is still a massive screw-up. In this one, she accidentally bets her entire family's magic powers that humans will be able to live with Halloweentown monsters without freaking out. What? For some reason, since opening the portal between the two worlds permanently in Part 2, she has a bee in her bonnet about getting both worlds to live together. Why? Last time in the distant past, as they told us in Part 1, humans were such meanies that they drove the monsters to make their own dimension -- Halloweentown -- to escape.<br />
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This is just the irrational <i>X-Men</i> thing again. Both Professor X and the Cromwells are so delusional in their hippy "let's all hold hands and dance together" crap that they want a collection of super-powered entities to invade the human world. Humans <i>should </i>be freaking out about this. The Halloweentown witches have, what appears to be, unlimited power to alter reality. How are these folks not going to take over the human world?<br />
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Even if they were -- very, very improbably -- all nice, they're still super-powered. Construction businesses? Gone. The witches have demonstrated they can build structures with a wave of the hand. Anesthesiologists: out of job. The witches can knock people out with magic. Airline travel? Gone: the witches can fly people on brooms. Could we humans do anything about this? Nope, the witches have a time travel spell and can prevent anything we do against them before it even happens. This is terrifying.<br />
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Sorry, as a human, I'm firmly on the side of "bad guy" Dalloway in this film who wants to close the portal forever. I'd like my daughters to grow up in a world with more career options than "Igor" or "Witch's Familiar."<br />
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Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-13355357011977195912015-10-02T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-03T14:45:29.410-04:00October 2nd<b><i>Tales from the Crypt</i> 6.08: "The Assassin" (1994) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0902393/" target="_blank">Martin von Haselberg</a></b><br />
Holy crap, I had no idea! <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006669/" target="_blank">William Sadler</a> returns as the Grim Reaper! I am a huge fan of <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101452" target="_blank">Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey</a></i> and it was a pleasant surprise to see Sadler reprising his character in the wrap-around segments. Pairing his Reaper with the Crypt Keeper is brilliant. Man, 17-year-old me would've been geeked as hell to catch this on TV in 1994.<br />
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As for the episode itself, it's an amusing little piece. It's more enjoyable to me due to the actors in it. We've got <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352379/" target="_blank">Shelley Hack</a>, the clueless wife from <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/stepfather" target="_blank">The Stepfather</a></i>, in the lead role. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001210/" target="_blank">Chelsea Field</a>, who was Teela in the incredibly cheezy <i>Masters of the Universe</i>, and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0853549/" target="_blank">Marshall R. Teague</a> from <i>Road House</i>, and a young <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0052186/" target="_blank">Jonathan Banks</a> from <i>Breaking Bad</i>, and, of course, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000397/" target="_blank">Corey Feldmen</a> himself all join in the fun. The twist at the end of the episode is fairly easy to see coming, though weirdly timely. Let's just say that Shelley Hack's character is improbably pretty and petite and also quite "stunning and brave."Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-23850644309948266202015-10-01T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-02T11:07:02.083-04:00October 1st<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.02: "Strangers" (2014) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0101741/" target="_blank">David Boyd</a></b><br />
Well, damn, I have to eat <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-30th.html">my words</a>: the TV show did go that far. This one ends with poor Bob having his leg eaten by the few cannibals that remained from Terminus in a situation not unlike what happened to Dale in the comics. I suspect, like Dale, Bob got bit by the zombies in the food shelter basement earlier and the cannibals will become infected. Color me impressed. I'm tempted to dig into Google and see what the normal people thought of this when it originally aired. Now, if they eventually kill off the uber-popular Daryl, the showrunners will have my complete respect. Still, this show is loads better than it was during the farm / prison era.<br />
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And yet another <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0306414" target="_blank">The Wire</a></i> alumnus joins the cast. I ain't complaining: that show was packed with fantastic actors. Newbie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0319121/" target="_blank">Seth Gilliam</a> plays a suspicious priest, joining <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170968/" target="_blank">Chad L. Coleman</a> as Tyreese and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0319142/" target="_blank">Lawrence Gilliard Jr.</a> as poor Bob. My next <i>Wire</i> request: I want to see a hard-ass, grumpy <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0231283/" target="_blank">John Doman</a> in the zombieland.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-30447703574916574392015-09-30T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-01T09:40:52.085-04:00September 30th<b><i>The Walking Dead</i> 5.01: "No Sanctuary" (2014) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630524/" target="_blank">Greg Nicotero</a></b><br />
I was <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2014/10/october-30th.html">pretty geeked</a> about the show by the end of season 4, feeling that it had gotten to a great place of tension and drama. That mostly continues with the start of season 5, which finds the gang trapped in a train car in Terminus, the cannibal city. Though ready to fight their captors as soon as the doors open, they are disabled by a teargas canister and taken to a slaughter room instead. There, a man systematically cracks each person on the back of the head while another slits their throat over a trough. It's brutal and probably purposefully reminiscent of ISIS videos. With the help of a Rambo-ish version of Carol, our main characters manage to escape and leave Terminus burning.<br />
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Though is this is all very exciting, I'm not sure I like how they're using the cannibals as compared to the comic series. In the comics, they were just a small group of nuts who would secretly kidnap people for food. They even grab and eat a part of Dale! I actually can't see the TV series going that far. Here, they're more of the stereotypical "small town with the dark secret" thing in the mold of <i><a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/search/label/texas%20chainsaw%20massacre">Texas Chain Saw Massacre</a></i>. I dunno. Maybe I'm just pissed that the group talked Rick out of going back to town to finish off the rest of the cannibals, like they so effectively -- and correctly -- did in the comic.Kernunrexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17407762314427725013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2707973056777844348.post-3536385462304544262015-09-27T23:59:00.000-04:002015-10-01T09:00:39.414-04:00September 27th<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge</i> (2001) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005116/" target="_blank">Mary Lambert</a></b></span><br />
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I'm still sticking with my theory that I came up with after watching the <a href="http://six-weeks-of-halloween.blogspot.com/2015/09/september-20th.html">first one</a>: little Sophie is the true power in the family. While Marnie is being easily seduced by Kalabar's son -- who uses the opportunity to steal her grandma's spellbook and almost end normal human existence as we know it -- Sophie is immediately aware that something is not right. Later, she easily flies herself and her brother on a broom without any prior training. Sophie is also the one to figure out that her mom's crush is actually a golem made up of frogs. Meanwhile, her grandma continues to fawn over her screw-up older sister -- the so-called future leader of the Cromwell witches -- who loses and fails to memorize a time travel spell and is only required to figure out a ridiculously easy one-word spell to reverse the damage her boyfriend has done to both worlds.<br />
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My girls enjoyed the show well enough. They got a little embarrassed during the flirty bits with Kalabar's son and his fake frog-dad, but nothing was remotely scary for them this time out. It's a completely harmless little movie. My main complaint would be we didn't spend any time at all in the non-cursed version of Halloweentown, which is, you know, the name of the series and the big, fun draw to these things.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Friday the 13th Part III</i> (1982) directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0591171/" target="_blank">Steve Miner</a></b></span></div>
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<i style="font-weight: bold;">Freddy vs. Jason, Part III: New Jersey Barnyard Massacre</i><br />
For me, <i>Friday the 13th</i> <i>3</i> to <i>8</i> are the meat of the series. This is where Jason is the Jason as we know and love him: relentless, nearly indestructible, and wearing a hockey mask. If I'm going to randomly pop in a Jason movie to relax one fall night, it's gonna be one of these (OK: not typically <i>8</i>).<br />
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Though, Jason seems to be in a weird mood in this one. Maybe it's because he's run out of camp counselors to take revenge on? He doesn't exactly seem to know what to do with himself. He tries out killing middle-aged grocery store owners at the beginning of the movie, but that doesn't seem to be a path he's interested in pursuing further. Luckily, some horny young people arrive at a nearby farm and he's allowed to go back to his killing comfort zone.<br />
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Still, his approach is very business-like in this movie. He marches around, calmly and quickly killing everyone in his path. There's little malice in what he's doing. Jason's simply performing the job he was made to do, as if he were a factory worker tightening bolts. A poke with a hayfork here, a slash with a machete there...<br />
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-97vXVyuDw5o/VglF7pxzWII/AAAAAAAAH4Y/NXKOZE23-zw/s1600/shelly.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="193" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-97vXVyuDw5o/VglF7pxzWII/AAAAAAAAH4Y/NXKOZE23-zw/s200/shelly.png" width="200" /></a>We even get a glimpse at his process at one point. Near the end of the movie when he's chasing Chris and Rick, the two are split up. When Chris opens up the door of the house to look for Rick, the camera pans right and we see Jason has caught him. But, Rick isn't dead and Jason isn't in the process of killing him; instead, Jason has a hand clasped over Rick's mouth to prevent him from making any noise. Clearly, he doesn't want Rick's screams to alert Chris. He hasn't had time to get to the business of killing Rick and wants to ensure he can later do the same to Chris. This nicely demonstrates Jason's low time preference. He's not a creature of pure id, wandering the woods and murdering whenever the urge strikes him. No, he's an intelligent planner with a goal. That actually makes the guy even scarier.<br />
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On a different subject, I love the incredibly cheezy 3-D effects in this film. Even though I watched it in 2-D, the "wooo, this is 3-D" shots are awesome. People are constantly shoving things directly at the camera: sticks, yo-yos, snakes, weapons, eyeballs... Even without the 3-D effect, it's still a ton of fun.<br />
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<b>Favorite Character</b><br />
Shelly (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0955094/" target="_blank">Larry Zerner</a>): the chubby, socially awkward, horrible-with-girls, practical-joking dork. Or, the representation of all of us horror geeks in the Jason universe. That he is the one who gives Jason his iconic mask: icing on the nerd cake.<br />
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<b>Favorite Sin</b><br />
Eating and drinking bits of food from your own grocery store and putting the rest back on the shelf.<br />
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<b>Favorite Kill</b><br />
Rick (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0470016/" target="_blank">Paul Kratka</a>) getting his head squeezed between Jason's hands until his eyeball pops out <b>in 3-D</b>!<br />
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<b>Jason's Mood</b><br />
Taking care of business.<br />
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