11 October 2006

SWH: Week 3 (fifteen)

Six Weeks of HalloweenHalloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Solid slasher sequel, though I can't help but think that Myers looks a lot like Lt. Commander Data. (7/10)
d. Dwight H. Little

Halloween 4: Final Cut (2001)
Probably about the best you can hope for in a documentary about a third sequel. (6/10)
Mark Cerulli

I started the night watching Spike TV's Scream Awards 2006. "Unlike the boring Oscars, it has movies I've actually seen," I thought to myself. Indeed, the award for "Most Memorable Mutilation" was impressive, given that Spike didn't censor the gore at all. On the other hand, it's a frigging awards show: dumbasses reading idiotic lines from teleprompters and other dumbasses thanking the people/deities who made their award possible. I shut it off after the crappy band came on. I miss the Horror Hall of Fame.


  1. [comment copied from old blog]

    Dr. Loomis escaped from the huge fireball relatively unscathed, didn't he? Like he's Robbie from War of the Worlds or something.

    Thursday, October 12, 2006, 00:55:28

  2. [comment copied from old blog]

    You see, that was small town hospital-grade O2 that exploded. Unlike the fancy-pants medical centers in big cities, their 02 was undoubtably cut with argon, krypton... you know, the noblest of gases.

    Thursday, October 12, 2006, 10:58:52