Showing posts with label near dark. Show all posts
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06 October 2012

October 6th

Near Dark (1987) directed by Kathryn Bigelow
I was woken up early Saturday morning by a co-worker.  A server broke at the hospital.  Badly.  A kind of important one.  For more or less the next 15 hours after that, I was stuck on a conference call, staring at my laptop.  Not fun.  A wee stressful, you might say.

After the thing was finally fixed at 11:30 P.M., I still needed to get in my horror movie for the day.  There wasn't much of a decision-making process needed: I required horror comfort food.  I needed a movie to bundle myself up in and relax.  I think '80s slashers are often a good choice for such a thing, but I'd just watched Hatchet yesterday and that was pretty close.  So: Near Dark.

My favorite vampire movie.  I unashamedly love every second of it.  Logically, I can see problems with the film: the actress playing young Sarah isn't very good, some of dialogue might sound a little awkward, the score may strike some as '80s-synth-cheezy, the transfusion cure might be seen as a cop-out.  Doesn't matter.  This isn't a movie to watch with a clinical eye; it's an emotional experience, a mood, a series of feelings.  Watching Near Dark, for me, is like taking a walk on a cool night and listening to the wind blow through the leaves.  Better, because of Tangerine Dream's dark and mysterious score, which sets such an incredible tone throughout the film.

I always notice or focus on something different every time I watch this film (five times now in ten Six Weeks).  This time, I picked up on the loneliness of the characters.  Vampire or human -- but especially vampire -- the characters' true motivation, in the end, is to avoid being lonely.  It's the reason the vampires form their make-shift family, the reason Caleb approaches Mae, the reason Mae bites Caleb, and the reason Homer grabs Sarah.  One of the more chilling lines in the film is when Mae tells Caleb that she'll "still be here when the light from that star gets down here to earth in a billion years."  Eternal life is a terrifying idea.  Eternal life with no one to share it with, even worse.

Watched: blu-ray from Lionsgate.

09 October 2010

October 9th

M&M stopped by for their first Six Weeks since 2004, far as I can tell, and a good time was had by all.  Perhaps this was due to the accidental Bill Paxton movie night we had?  You really can't go wrong with The Pax.  Also, every right-thinking horror fan must see The Horrible Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.  Funniest horror short I've ever seen and it had the room cracking up loudly for nearly its entire 10 minutes.

Krackoon (2010) trailer
They Bite (1996) trailer
The Simpsons: "Treehouse of Horror III: Dial 'Z' for Zombies" (1992)



Tales from the Crypt: "Two for the Show" (1993) directed by Kevin Hooks
Infidelity and spousal murder seem to come up a lot in TftC.  This one was a bit different, due to the twist at the end.  Typically, you expect the murdering husband or wife to be punished in some way at the end.  Which does happen in this episode as well, but for only one of the guilty parties.  Fairly clever plotting, I thought.


Office Space (1997) fake trailer
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976) trailer
Aesop's Fables: "The Haunted Ship" (1930)


Frailty (2001) directed by Bill Paxton
For some reason, I didn't care for this movie so much when I watched it originally.  I think I was put off by the ending.  I guess I wanted Adam and his dad to be insane.  It's scarier that way.  It's very easy to imagine this type of religious insanity in real life.  Thinking that the guy standing behind you at the grocery store might be imaging you're a demon that God wants him to kill is disturbing but not at all outside of the realm of possibilities.

After watching the movie a couple more times, I've come to like the idea that Adam and his dad really were doing God's work.  It works well as a twist ending; I was not at all expecting the movie to take a supernatural turn.  After spending the entire film with Fenton, imaging ourselves in his position, it's interesting to turn that around on the audience and make him into a demon. (8/10)




The Sinful Dwarf (1973) TV spot
House (1977) trailer
The Horrible Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)



Near Dark (1987) directed by Kathryn Bigelow
Still my favorite vampire film of all time, though I will freely admit this may be partially due to my personality quirks rather than its cinematic quality.  There's something about the mix of Tangerine Dreams' music, Bigelow's beautiful night photography, the mysteriousness of Mae, the wildness of Jesse and Severen, the pathos of poor Homer, the morality of Caleb -- it just plugs right into my brain. I don't really have much more to say about the film outside of what I wrote about it for previous Halloweens. (9/10)



That's one happy bat.

21 September 2008

6WH: Saturday, September 20th

On this first day of Halloween, C convinced T to come over and join in the fun for the first time. T is a self-professed not-fan of horror movies. He'll admit to seeing parts of the Elm Street flicks, but pretty much avoids the genre completely. It's always a treat to show people good movies they've never seen before. Here was a rare opportunity to lay some quality horror on a virgin brain. What to choose?
Phantasm trailer (1978)
Slumber Party Massacre II trailer (1987)
Looney Tunes: "Hyde and Hare" (1950)



Tales from the Crypt: "None But the Lonely Heart" (1992) directed by Tom Hanks
Horror by Tom Hanks? That's what the season 4 opener of Crypt brings us. It's pretty much a stereotypical Crypt tale. A bad man marries rich, older ladies and kills them for the inheritance. Someone blackmails the bad man about his crimes and he freaks out. The bad man is killed by the corpses of the dead wives. Insert quip by the Cryptkeeper. Nothing particularly special -- outside of watching Tom Hanks get shoved into a TV -- but satisfying, nevertheless. (6/10)


Evil Dead II (1987) directed by Sam Raimi
Raimi at his manic, creative best. Check out the camera work in this one. Before Fincher was cheating by using a computer to fly cameras through impossible shots, Raimi was doing it the old fashioned way: throwing the camera through doors and bouncing it on bungie cords.

C and I thought this would be a good example of fun horror for T to take in. It's gory but not grotesque. It's got one of the best everyman protagonists in film history. It moves along at a brisk pace and you're never sure what the deadites are going to do to Ash next. The sounds the evil hand makes are hilarious. I think I heard T chuckle a few times. (9/10)


The Wicker Man trailer (1973)
Rubber Johnny trailer (2005)
The Simpsons: "Treehouse of Horror: Bart Simpson's Dracula" (1993)



Near Dark (1987) directed by Kathryn Bigelow
C and I chose this one after getting to talking about vampires (due to the Simpsons short we'd just watched). I suggested it as it's my favorite vampire movie of all time, and I thought we should switch gears into a more serious film than ED2.

"I'm afraid" is Mae's last line in the movie, after she wakes up in Caleb's barn cured of vampirism. Caleb makes the mistake of thinking she's afraid of the sun, which Mae hasn't see for four years. Yes, that's a part of it. She's also afraid of the future. She's just spent four years killing people with impunity every night of her life. How do you go back to living like a normal person after that?

This is one reason I like the movie so much. Caleb steadfastly refuses to compromise his morality during his time as a vampire. No matter how hungry or sick he got, he could not kill another person. This is not what you normally see in a vampire movie. As an audience, I think, we tend to want to live vicariously through the vampires onscreen. We admire their ability to do whatever they want, whenever they want (provided it's after sundown). But, really, if you were infected with a disease that meant you needed to eat people every night to stay alive... would you really? I don't think it would be quite that easy. (9/10)


Jacob's Ladder trailer (1990)
The Return of the Living Dead TV spot (1995)
Michael Jackson: "Thriller" (1983)

In the end, T was pretty nonplussed about the movies. We really couldn't get much out of him one way or the other as to what he thought, which I took to mean that he still a not-fan. Well, we tried. We threw some of the best at him and it didn't make an impression. Will he return? We shall see in future weeks!

The Halloween Jones Soda flavor of the week was Candy Corn. They've changed the cans this year: gone are the jack-o-lanterns of the last three years, replaced by horror movie monsters. Candy Corn is a werewolf, kinda looking like Michael J. Fox. Though the outside is different, the contents are exactly the same: Candy Corn tastes just as it did last year. It's Candy Cornish. Drinkable, but not something you're gonna order with a burger and fries.


The Candy Drawer is Fully Stocked

23 September 2007

SWH07: Week 1 (first)

Six Weeks of HalloweenSix Weeks of Halloween 2007
Week 1 (first)

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (trailer)
Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (trailer)
SNL: "Consumer Probe: Unsafe Halloween Costumes"



The Monster Squad (1987)
Best remembered as teaching us all a valuable lesson on werewolf anatomy, this is also a damned fun kid adventure. (8/10)

d. Fred Dekker

[Why don't they make movies like this anymore? The closest modern kid films I can think of are the Spy Kids movies. Those lack the cusp-of-puberty edge that films like The Monster Squad, The Goonies and Explorers have, however. There doesn't seem to be anyone making movies with realistic kids going on fantastic adventures anymore. Or I'm just too old to notice?]


Trick 'r Treat (trailer)
Two Thousand Maniacs! (trailer)
The Simpsons: "Treehouse of Horror V: The Shinning"



Masters of Horror: "The Fair-Haired Child" (2005)
A classically-constructed horror tale containing Crowley-esque demonology, excellent photography and a touch of extreme gore, among other pleasures. (9/10)

d. William Malone


Frailty (trailer)
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (trailer)
Merrie Melodies: "Pigs is Pigs"



Near Dark (1987)
Still my favorite vampire movie of all time; I'm a complete sucker for a horror-romance movie. (9/10)

d. Kathryn Bigelow


The Company of Wolves (1984)
A big stew of sexually-charged symbolism masquerading as a werewolf take on "Little Red Riding Hood" that my brain will be chewing on for a while. (8/10)

d. Neil Jordan


Capping off a weekend of old-schooling hanging out -- probably the last before my baby is born -- Chef Gregory and I enjoyed the above. It had been twenty years since my dad popped in a tape of The Monster Squad for us to watch during a sleepover. I remember the ten-year-old Chef being nervous at the time as the loud, introductory flashback played. "I don't usually watch movies like this," he explained. I was sure to bring this up two decades later. "You all right? Not too scary, is it?" I ribbed. He replied with a curse. We both were surprised at how well the movie held up. It has all of the elements necessary for a cool kid movie: a secret club, an absolutely bad-ass tree house, BMX bike transportation, a vague interest in the opposite sex, an adventure only the kids -- definitely not the adults -- can go on. Good stuff.


Grolschenstein Approves

15 October 2006

SWH: Week 4 (nineteen)

Six Weeks of HalloweenInterview with the Vampire (trailer)
Frailty (trailer)
The Devil's Ball (1934)


Near Dark (1987)
Excellent acting, music, story and action meet to create my favorite vampire movie. (9/10)
d. Kathryn Bigelow

Masters of Horror: "Incident On and Off a Mountain Road" (2005)
This is the Lansdale I know, though I didn't know Coscarelli had this much slasher in him. (8/10)
d. Don Coscarelli

Parts of the Family (trailer)
Werewolves on Wheels (trailer)
The Simpsons: "Treehouse of Horror 07-3: Citizen Kang" (1996)


Wolf Creek (2004)
Been there in 1974, done that in Texas. (6/10)
d. Greg McLean

Inhumanoids: "Cult of Darkness" (1986)
Musings on teen bullying, peer pressure, cults, and the ethics of zombie dating make for a deep show. (8/10)
d. Ray Lee

Gave Jones Soda Berried Alive a try this week. An unsophisticated version of Faygo Red Pop, but of a vaguely blueberry persuasion. Again, not bad. I seem to remember being sickened a lot more by last year's flavors. Then again, I haven't gotten to Candy Corn yet.

Watched the movies with C. He fell asleep in the middle of Wolf Creek and only woke up when the screaming started. Afterwards, he wanted to know what happened prior to all of the noise. I explained that a giant UFO came out of the sky, scooped everyone up and beamed them onto the crazy guy's property.

Mr. Boo guards the hallway, as he is wont: